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- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon brownies for Mother’s Day. (Bacon Jokes & Brownie Jokes)
- Where do bakers go on vacation?… Orlandough, Florida. (Florida Jokes)
- How is a softball team like a brownie?… They both depend on a good batter! (Softball Jokes)
- I just burned 3,000 calories!… My fault for leaving my brownies in the oven while I took a nap though. (Napping Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon brownies.
- What kind of brownie is never on time?… ChocoLATE. (Chocolate Jokes)
- How is a baseball team like a brownie?… They both depend on a good batter! (Baseball Jokes)
- What did the M&M brownie go to college?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty. (College Jokes)
- Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling! (Cookie Jokes)
- When should you take a brownie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy.
- What does a brownie put on his bed?… A cookie sheet.
- What’s the best thing to put into a brownie?… Your teeth!
- Families are like brownies, mostly sweet with a few nuts.
- There are two types of people in this world: People who love brownies and liars.
- Don’t bite off more than you can chew, unless it’s a chocolate brownie.
- A study says that eating brownies may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke…
- What do you get when you eat too much hash brownies?… A pot belly.
- National Brownie day is observed annually on December 8th.
- The brownies I started making in my easy bake oven in 1987 are done if anyone wants some.
- What is the chemical formula for the molecules in a brownie?… Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe (Top Science Jokes & 101 Mole Day Jokes)
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy boy have another brownie?