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More Coffee Jokes…

  1. There is a time and a place for decaf coffee… Never, and in the trash. 
  2. My teeth were stained, so the dentist asked me, “do you smoke or drink coffee?”… I told him I drink it. (Dentist Jokes)
  3. What is the unofficial song for National Coffee Day?… Black Coffee in Bed! (Music Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  4. Where do college basketball players always get their coffee?… Dunkin’ Donuts! (Donut Jokes & March Madness Jokes)
  5. Barista: How do you take your coffee? Me: Very, very seriously.
  6. A guy walks into a cafe and orders a coffee to go… The coffee gets up and leaves.
  7. I went to the coffee shop and asked the barista how much a cup of coffee was. He said, “Two dollars and the refills are free.” I said, “Great, I’ll have a refill then.”
  8. I just read that every year we spend more on coffee than we do on educating our children… How do we sleep at night? (180 School Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  9. What do you call sad coffee?… Despresso. (Psychology Jokes)
  10. What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?… Sanka. (Ocean Jokes)