1. I worked at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind. (Labor Day Jokes)
  2. What’s fat, hairy, and drinks a lot of coffee?… Java the Hut! (Star Wars Jokes)
  3. What do you call sad coffee?”… Despresso. (Psychology Jokes)
  4. Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems.
  5. How are coffee beans like middle school kids?… They’re always getting grounded. (Middle School Jokes)
  6. Barista: How do you take your coffee? Me: Very, very seriously.
  7. What did the coffee lover name his son?… Joe, obviously.
  8. How do you discipline a coffee bean?… You ground it.
  9. What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?… Sanka. (Ocean Jokes)
  10. A man went to his psychiatrist and complained that every time he drank coffee, he would get a stabbing pain in his right eye.The psychiatrist said, “Well, have you tried taking the spoon out?” (Psychology Jokes)
  11. How does Moses make his coffee?… Hebrews it.