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- 2022 Beijing Winter Olympics Jokes
- Winter Olympics Jokes
- 2022 Jokes
- (Winter Olympics Knock Knock Jokes)
- (Winter Olympics Jokes)
- (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
- (Summer Olympic Jokes)
More Cross-Country Skiing Jokes…
- Knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… Who are you cheering for in the Winter Olympics in Beijing? (Winter Olympics Knock Knock Jokes)
- Did you hear Dolly Parton was angry she had to compete in the Olympics?… She was a cross country skier.
- I gave up cross-country skiing. It’s been downhill ever since.
- I always want to be in the lead when I’m cross-country skiing, but I’m usually trailing.
- I generally prefer to stick to groomed cross-country trails, but sometimes I get off-track.
- I thought I’d gotten lost in the backcountry, but it turns out I’m on track.
- The police is investigating what happened to the end of my ski pole. It’s a basket case.
- What kind of haircut does a slaloming cross-country skier like?… A sidecut.
- The cross-country skier always writes a haiku on the bottom of her skis when she’s waxing them. She waxes poetic.
- What did the XC skier say when his skiing buddy tripped over his pole with both feet?… Don’t put all your legs in one basket.
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Winter Olympics jokes.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Winter Olympics?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Winter Olympics knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Winter Olympics knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- A book never written: “The Olympic Trials” by Willy Qualify. (Book Jokes)
- What did the groundhog’s trainer tell him before the Winter Olympics?… Gopher gold. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Winter Olympics in Beijing? (Winter Olympics Knock Knock Jokes)
- A book never written: “How to Win at the Winter Olympics” by Vick Tori. (Book Jokes)
- Why do Canadians do well in the Winter Olympics?… Because they always bring their eh Game. (Canada Jokes)
- The Easter Bunny joined the Olympics… He heard first place gets 24 carrots. (Easter Jokes)
- Why was the Winter Olympian not able to listen to music?… Because he broke the record! (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
- The anti-vax Olympic hockey team lose every game…. Apparently they never take any shots. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
- What did the hot dog say when it won a gold medal?… I’m a wiener! (Hot Dog Jokes)
- Why do Canadians do well in the curling at Winter Olympics?… Because they always bring their eh game. (Canada Jokes)
- Which country brought the most competitors to the 2022 Winter Olympics?… Brazil. They brought 8 Brazilian athletes.
- What do you call a slow skier?… A slopepoke! (365 School Jokes)
- How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?… 2, one to change the bulb and one to say “Nice turn, nice turn!”
- How can you make a small fortune teaching skiing?… Start with a big one!
- How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?… A dozen. One to unscrew the bulb and the rest to analyze the turns.