Despicable Me Jokes: Top 50 Minion Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best minion jokes.
  2. Why do Minions put their money in the freezer?… They like cold hard cash.
  3. Banana is the fruit with most a-peel to Minions. (Banana Jokes)
  4. What do Minions call their Grandmas?… Ba-Nanas.
  5. Not many people realize that Despicable Me and the Minion films are based on a Gru story. (Movie Jokes)
  6. Minions do most of their shopping on Gru-pon.(Black Friday Jokes)
  7. Surely Minions should be called Gru-pies?
  8. What does the Minion’s say to its favorite food before they leave the house?… I’m going bananas.
  9. What happened when the naughty Minion got sent to the principals’s office?… He went bananas.
  10. What type of bread of Minions like best?… Gru-ten free.
  11. Which clothes shop do Minions like best?… Banana Republic.
  12. Why do Minions take their bananas to the barbers?… Because they get split ends.
  13. What type of schools do Minions like going to?… Banana sundae schools.
  14. I used to hate Despicable Me and the Minions… but they Gru on me.
  15. What is worse than a Minion eating bananas?… A Minion going bananas.
  16. Why did the Minion phone an ambulance for his banana?… Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
  17. What is Gru’s favorite type of steak?… Filet Minion.
  18. What did the doctor say to the Minion?… You’ve got yellow fever.
  19. Why do Minions spend so much time on the internet?… Because they love Gru-gle searches.
  20. Why did the Minion give up work?… The hours were just too Gru-eling.
  21. What would you call a Minion that is covered in black stripes?… A despicable bee. (Bee Jokes)
  22. What musical instrument did the Minion keep in the bathroom?… A tuba toothpaste. (365 Music Jokes)
  23. What do you call a Nintendo Wii character that looks like a Minion?… Despicable Mii.
  24. Why did the Minion cross the playground?… To get to the other slide.
  25. What does the inside of a Minion’s wallet look like?… A Minion dollars.
  26. Why do Minions run round their beds?… To catch up on their sleep. (Napping Jokes)
  27. Why do Minions wear two pairs of pants when they play golf?… In case they get a hole in one. (Golf Jokes)
  28. Why couldn’t the Minion understand what the Shetland pony was saying?… Because he was a little horse.(Horse Jokes)
  29. What did the banana say to the Minion?… Nothing, bananas can’t talk!
  30. When was the Despicable Me film released?… A Minion years ago.
  31. What is the best thing to do if you come across a blue banana?… Try to cheer it up.
  32. What do Minion ghosts eat?… Boo-nanas.
  33. What is the fastest way for Minions to get from the first floor to the ground floor?… By sliding down the banana-ster!
  34. What do you call a small, yellow onion?… A Minion.
  35. Why did so many Minions fall in love with the charming banana?… Because he was a smoothie.
  36. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about minions?
  37. Minions love bananas a whole bunch.
  38. Why couldn’t the Minion yell high?… Because he could only yell low.
  39. Why do Minions refuse to watch horror films?… They find them too Gru-some.
  40. How do Minions travel?… In a yellow submarine.
  41. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good minions knock-knock joke?
  42. What do you call someone who has a huge amount of Minions?… A Minion-aire.
  43. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good minion knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  44. Kevin and Bob left all their worldly goods to Stuart because they wanted to make him a multi Minion heir.
  45. What do you get if you cross a pug with Gru from Despicable Me?… A group hug.
  46. What did the Russian government do when it was announced that they needed to replace their spies?… They Gru new ones.
  47. What did Scarlett Overkill say to her favorite yellow henchman?… You really are one in a Minion.
  48. What do Minions say when they pick up the telephone?… Yellow.
  49. What does the girl do after she has been helped by one of Gru’s henchmen?… She thanks a Minion.
  50. Why did the Minion give Gru two banana skins for his birthday?… Because he’d asked for a pair of slippers.
  51. What did the policeman say when he bumped into Bob, Stuart and Kevin?… Yellow, yellow, yellow.
  52. What’s yellow and always points north?… A magnetic Minion.
  53. Why do Minion’s put sunscreen on their bananas?… To stop them from peeling.
  54. Have you heard that they aren’t going to be growing bananas any longer?… They’ve already long enough.
  55. Why do Minions take their bananas to the hairdressers?… Because they get split ends.