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Top Joke Pages:
- What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?… A har-vest! (Fall Jokes)
- Happy Labor Day! Oh wait… we live on a farm. Never mind! (Labor Day Jokes)
- I turned to farming, but I wasn’t outstanding in my field. (Labor Day Jokes)
- My friend got fired from his cow milking job because of his erratic behavior…. He was a danger to himself and udders. (Milk Jokes & Cow Jokes)
- Farmer’s patch There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. He made up a sign and posted it in the field. The next day, the kids show up and they saw the sign which read, “Warning! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide.” The kids ran off, made up their own sign and posted it next to the farmer’s sign. When the farmer returned, he surveyed the field. He noticed that no watermelons are missing, but the sign next to his read, “Now there are two!” (Watermelon Jokes)
- What’s green and goes to summer camp?…A brussel scout! (Summer Camp Jokes)
- Who did the farmer say when his squash went missing?… There’s pumpkin strange happening around here…
- In a farmers market, Farmer A sells pumpkins, Farmer B sells strawberries, what does Farmer C sell?… Medicine. (Doctor Jokes & Pumpkin Jokes)
- How can you farm during the winter?… Use a snow plow.
- If you crossed a zucchini with our first president, what would you get?… George Squashington.