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- What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?… A Turtle-Neck (Giraffe Jokes for Kids & Fall Jokes)
- Why can’t a tortoise eat McDonald’s food?… Because, it is too slow for fast food! (Fast Food Jokes)
- Why did the turtle cross the main road?… To get to the Shell station. He was running on empty! (Track Jokes for Kids)
- What happens when your kids want to buy a tortoise?… You shell out a lot of money.
- What kind of photos does a turtle take?… Slowfies.
- How did the turtle get off his back?… He rocked and rolled! (Music Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?… a slow-poke. (Porcupine Jokes for Kids)
- What’s red, white, blue, and green?… A patriotic turtle! (American Revolution Jokes)
- What did the turtle say to the surfing turtle?… You’re turtally wicked! (Surfing Jokes for Kids)
- What do turtles use to communicate?… A shellphone!
- What does a turtle do on it’s birthday?… It shellebrates! (Birthday Jokes)
- What kind of photos does a turtle take?… Shellfies.
- What’s a turtle’s go-to romantic move?… Slow dances.
- What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?… a turtle disaster. (Train Jokes)
- Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?… To the shell-block. (Police Jokes)
- What did the snail say when it was riding on the turtle’s back?… Weeeeeee!
- What happens when you bring a turtle to a party?… It becomes a shellebration.
- Why is turtle wax so expensive?… Because their ears are so small! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
- What did the cow say to the turtle?… Get a moove on! (Cow Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call a famous turtle?… A shellebrity.
- What is a Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?… Peanut butter and jellyfish. (Peanut Butter Jokes)