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  1. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Leia… Leia who?… Lei-a hand on me and you’re toast! (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes)
  2. What has 6.022 x 10^23 molecules and is perfect for breakfast?… Avogadro toast.
  3. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you make me toast for breakfast? (Canoe Jokes)
  4. Why don’t croissants like warm weather?…… Things get Toasty! (Summer Jokes / Toast Jokes / Spring Jokes)
  5. I saw a falcon eating avocado toast… Guess it’s a millennial falcon. (Bird Jokes & Star Wars Jokes)
  6. A pancake, a piece of toast, and a piece of bacon walk into a bar They sit down and ask the bartender for a round of beers. The bartender looks at them and says “Get the out of my bar, we don’t serve breakfast here.” (Toast Jokes & Beer Jokes)
  7. How does Darth Vader like his toast?… On the Dark Side. (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes & Toast Jokes)
  8. Every time my mom burns my grilled cheese sandwich I get a stomach ache… I guess I’m black toast intolerant. (Milk Jokes)
  9. Why was the baker so excited to go to the graduation party being hosted by her parents?… She was excited because she knew that she was going to have to make a toast.
  10. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Leia… Leia who?… Lei-a hand on me and you’re toast! (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes & Toast Jokes)
  11. How does croissants remember things?… It uses Toast-It notes.