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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Indiana Jones jokes.
- If Harrison Ford’s son were in the Navy, what would be his favorite city?… Indy-Annapolis. (Movie Jokes / Navy Jokes / Indiana Jokes)
- What’s Indiana Jones least favorite band?… The Rolling Stones. (365 Music Jokes)
- Why is Indiana Jones sad?… Because his career is in ruins. (Career Blogs)
- Do you know why Indiana Jones never got married?… Bad dates. (Marriage Jokes)
- That priest from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was actually a really inspirational guy… He touched so many hearts.
- Most people think Indiana Jones’ favorite state is Indiana. However they are wrong … It is Arkansas. (Movie Jokes & Indiana Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the actor who plays Indiana Jones? (Barber Jokes)
- What kind of necklace does Indiana Jones wear?… An indi-pendant
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the 1st Indiana Jones movie? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the last Indiana Jones movie? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name ALL the Indiana Jones movies? (Canoe Jokes)
- My son is playing with the newly assembled LEGO truck after playing “Lego Indiana Jones” for a bit. In the course of playing, he says “I’m driving to Indiana Jonestown!” To which I replied “Well once you get there, don’t drink the Kool-Aid, Junior” (Lego Jokes)
- Why did Indiana Jones go back to school?… He didn’t quite learn the ropes yet.
- Why didn’t Indiana Jones have a Nokia phone?… Because he was too afraid of the Snake game. (Snake Jokes)
- Why does no major gaming company make an Indiana Jones game?… Because no one would pay 60$ for an Indie game.
- Why can’t Indiana Jones find a long lasting relationship?… Bad dates.
- Indiana Jones, Lara Croft, and Nathan Drake walk into an ancient temple that has been lost for centuries… They blow it up.
- Did you hear about the dessert that got cast in the bakery’s reboot of Indiana Jones: The Temple of Doom?… Shortbread
- What do you get when you cross Indiana Jones with a Venn Diagram?… Comparison Ford.
- Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons… If they acquire my parent’s divorce, they will own my entire childhood…
- Today my girlfriend told me that I’m Indiana Jones, so I told her… Well in that case, that makes you Diana Jones.