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(Barbie Jokes)

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the BEST Barbie jokes in the world. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  2. Did you hear there’s a new Divorce Barbie?… It comes with all of Ken’s accessories. (Divorce Jokes)
  3. How to call a line of people waiting to buy the new Barbie doll at a toy store?… Barbecue.
  4. What do you call three Barbies in a line?… BBQ.
  5. Why did Barbie break up with Ken?… He kept toying with her emotions.
  6. What did the Barbie factory do when it ran out of belly buttons?… They called the the navel reserve. (Navy Jokes)
  7. Why did the male doll fall apart after Barbie friendzoned him?… He became Bro Ken.
  8. What do you call an Australian looking after his grill?… A barbie sitter. (World Geography Jokes)
  9. Why aren’t Barbie dolls made of plastic anymore… the Kardashian’s took it all.
  10. What do you call a doctor for Barbies?… A plastic surgeon. (Doctor Jokes)
  11. Where was Barbie’s boyfriend from?… Kentucky. (Kentucky Jokes)
  12. Why did Barbie smell like fish?… Because Australians like throwing shrimp on her. (Fishing Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
  13. Did you know they make a divorcee Barbie now?… She comes with all of Ken’s stuff. (Divorce Jokes)
  14. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name company that makes Barbie dolls? (Canoe Jokes) 
  15. In a progressive move, Mattel is making a new boyfriend for Barbie who’s a homeless man from New Jersey… Hobo Ken. (New Jersey Jokes)
  16. What did the authorities do when Barbie’s boyfriend was involved in a serious car accident?… They contacted his next of Ken. (Car Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)
  17. What are they calling Barbie’s husband after a nap?… A woke Ken. (Napping Jokes & Marriage Jokes)
  18. My daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill… Looks like she’s preparing some kind of barbie queue.
  19. What kind of a cue would Barbie use if she played pool?… A barbeque.
  20. See the new “recently divorced” Barbie doll you can now get?… She comes with Ken’s Corvette. (Divorce Jokes & Car Jokes)
  21. I was surprised to find that “Trailer Park Barbie” doesn’t come with bruising on her body… Then I realized battery not included. (Police Jokes)
  22. How does Barbie look so good despite being 63?… Plastic Surgery. (Doctor Jokes)
  23. What do you call a Barbie on fire?… A Barbecue!
  24. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name company the actor who plays Ken in the Barbie Movie? (Canoe Jokes) 
  25. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name company the actress who plays Barbie in the Barbie Movie? (Canoe Jokes)