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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best puppy jokes!
- What did my puppy receive after he graduated from college?… His pedigree. (College Graduation Jokes & Puppy Jokes)
- What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a puppy?… Ground-dog Day! (Groundhog Day Jokes)
- What do puppies and story tellers have in common?… They both have tails! (Dog Jokes)
- How did the little Scottish puppy feel when he saw a monster?… Terrier-fied! (Top Halloween Jokes)
- What do you call a frozen dog?… A pupsicle (Top Summer Jokes)
- It was the last day of school, and all the students were bringing presents for their teacher. A florist’s daughter came up and gave her teacher a box. The teacher said, I will bet these are flowers! The girl replied, How did you know? Just a lucky guess, she said. Next, a boy whose family owned a candy store came up and gave the teacher a box. She said that she knew it was candy. When the boy asked how she knew, she again said, Just a lucky guess. Finally, a boy whose father owned a liquor store came up and gave the teacher a box, but one of the box’s corners was damp from a leak. The teacher asked the boy if it was wine. The boy said, No. She touched the leak and put it to her tongue and asked if it was champagne. The boy again said no. Finally, she gave up and asked him what was in the box. He said happily, A puppy! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
- Why did the poor puppy chase his own tail?… He was trying to make both ends meet!
- Why did the puppy cross the road?… To get to the “barking” lot!
- What do you get if you cross a gold puppy with a telephone?… A golden receiver!