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  1. I’m tired of people telling me to turn off my lights to save the environment… I tried it once, and nearly killed some girl on a bike. (Environment Jokes)
  2. Why couldn’t the bike finish the Olympic race?…It was two-tired. (Summer Olympic Jokes)
  3. A motorist is making his way down a flooded road after a night of torrential rain. Suddenly he sees a man’s head sticking out of a large puddle. He stops his car and asks the man if he needs a lift….‘No thanks,’ says the man. ‘I’m on my bike.’ (Environment Jokes)
  4. What do you call a teddy bear who rides a bike everywhere?… Schwinnie The Pooh! (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  5. How do pencils exercise?… Stationary Bike.
  6. How does Frosty the Snowman get around?… On an “ice”-icle! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
  7. What happened when the wheel was invented?… It caused a revolution! (Bike Jokes)
  8. What do you call a door to door bicycle salesman?… A Peddler! (Labor Day Jokes)
  9. I’ve recently bought a mirror for my bike… I’ve never looked back since.
  10. A policeman just knocked on my door and said my dogs were chasing people on bikes… My dogs don’t even own bikes. (Police Jokes & Dog Jokes)