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Google Search “Onion Jokes” (Onion Jokes)

  1. What is Spring’s favorite appetizer?… A bloomin’ onion! (Onion Jokes & Flower Jokes)
  2. Why did the Hobbit get a job at Burger King?… He wanted to be “Lord of the Onion Rings.” (Book Jokes & Hamburger Jokes)
  3. What did Gandalf say when an onion tried to cross the bridge?… You shallot pass!
  4. Pi is very important ….. Without it our opinions would just be onions.