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More North Dakota Jokes…

  1. North Dakota has TWO capitals. Can you name them?… “N” and “D.”
  2. Why should you never buy golf equipment made in North Dakota?… Because North Dakota drivers are terrible. (Golf Jokes & Car Jokes)
  3. I have the heart of a lion… And a lifetime ban from the Dakota Zoo(Zoo Jokes)
  4. In what state does the James River flow?… Liquid. (Top 10 North Dakota Rivers)
  5. Over the summer, North Dakota is expected to break the hottest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as 122°F
  6. North Dakota:  We’re not sure who is dumber – the politicians or the voters. (Election Jokes)
  7. How do the zebras at the Dakota Zoo Zoo play baseball?… Three stripes and you’re out! (Baseball Jokes)
  8. What do you call a dishonest cat at the Dakota Zoo Zoo?… Lion. (Oregon Jokes & Zoo Jokes)
  9. Why won’t any of North Dakota’s bicycles stand up by themselves?… They are two tired. (Bike Jokes)
  10. What is the tallest building in North Dakota ?… The North Dakota State Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)