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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best curling jokes.
- Knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… Who are you cheering for in curling for the Winter Olympics in Beijing? (Winter Olympics Knock Knock Jokes)
- What do you call Olympic curlers who share a room?… Broommates.
- What was the Olympic curler’s favorite band?… Stone Temple Pilots
- Why are curlers such great artists?… They all know how to draw.
- How did the curling team do in the Winter Olympics?… They swept the rounds.
- Who do olympic curlers call for breakfast while on vacation?… Broom service.
- How popular has Olympic curling become?… It’s sweeping the nation.
- Why did the curler bring string to the competition?… So he could tie the score.
- What does the Irish Curling team throw instead of stones?… Sham Rocks
- A book never written: “The Olympic Trials for Curling” by Willy Qualify. (Book Jokes)
- What did the groundhog’s trainer tell the curling team before the Winter Olympics?… Gopher gold. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
- Why should you get your children into curling?… It’s the only way to get them to sweep the house.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the curling? (Winter Olympics Knock Knock Jokes)
- A book never written: “How to Win Curling at the Winter Olympics” by Vick Tori. (Book Jokes)
- Why do Canadians do well in the curling at Winter Olympics?… Because they always bring their eh game. (Canada Jokes)
- The Easter Bunny joined the curling team for the winter Olympics… He heard first place gets 24 carrots.
- Why was the curling Winter Olympian not able to listen to music?… Because he broke the record! (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the curling?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good curling knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good curling knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- The anti-vax Olympic curling team lost every game…. Apparently they never take any shots.
- Who was the US curler’s favorite musical artist?… MC Hammer
- What did the hot dog say when it won a curling gold medal?… I’m a wiener! (Hot Dog Jokes)
- Why shouldn’t curlers tell jokes on the ice?… It might crack up. (Canada Day Jokes)
- Why should you get your husband into curling?… It’s the only way to get him to sweep the house!
- What’s a curler’s favorite kind of food?… Take out! (Fast Food Jokes)
- Why are curlers such great artists?… They all know how to draw!
- What do you call a curler with insomnia?… Sweepless!
- What did one curling stone say to the other?… I won’t take you for granite!
- What was I going to say?… I can’t remember, I’m drawing a blank!
- Why did the curler cross the ice?… To get to the other house.
- What did one curling stone say to the other?… I won’t take you for granite.
- Why was the Olympic curler late for the competition?… It over swept.
- Why couldn’t the olympic curler use his broom?… The scarecrow took all the straw.
- Why do olympic curlers use brooms?… Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
- Why does a curling rink get warm after a competition?… Because all the fans have left.
- Why shouldn’t Olympic curlers tell jokes while competing?… Because the ice might crack up!
- What was the olympic curler’s favorite comic strip?… Broom County.
- How did the curler break the stone?… He scored it first.
- How does an Olympic curler communicate?… By using sweeping gestures.
- What do you call a curler with insomnia? Sweepless.
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Winter Olympics jokes.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Winter Olympics?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Winter Olympics knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Winter Olympics knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- Who do olympic curlers call for lunch while on vacation?… Broom service.
- Who do olympic curlers call for dinner while on vacation?… Broom service.
- Why should you get your children into curling?… It’s the only way to get them to sweep the house. .