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Hiking Jokes for Kids

  1. Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it!
  2. If you’re on a hike and find a fork in the road, what do you do?…Stop for lunch.
  3. How do you start a fire using two pieces of wood?… Make sure one is a matchstick.
  4. The guitar of the noisy teenager at the next campsite makes excellent kindling.
  5. In an emergency, a drawstring from a parka hood can be used to strangle a snoring tent mate.
  6. Did you hear the one about the geologist?… He took his wife for granite so she left him! (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  7. How did the geology student drown?… His grades were below C-level
  8. What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist?… A chemist will drink anything that is distilled. (Chemistry Jokes)
  9. Watson: Holmes! What kind of rock is this! Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
  10. What do you do with a dead geologists?… Barium. (Chemistry Jokes)