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- Should you use water or milk for hot chocolate?… Some say the choice is clear, but I strongly disagree.
- Why did the hot chocolate file a police report?… It got mugged!
- The police handed him a nice, steaming cup of hot cocoa while they were taking his picture… It was a mug shot.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Philip… Philip who?… Philip my cup of hot chocolate, I’m cold!
- Knock, knock… Candy!… Candy waiter make me a cup of hot chocolate?
- I love hot chocolate, but it always leaves me stirred!
- What kind of Valentine’s Day drink is never on time?… Hot ChocoLATE.
- How do you know it’s hot outside?… When you milk a brown cow you get hot chocolate.
- What do you call hot chocolate that is on the basketball team?… A slam dunk-a-chino!
- How does hot chocolate apologize?… By saying, “I’m so sorry, I was just steamed!”
- Why did the hot chocolate decide to become an artist?… It wanted to express itself through coffee art!
- What did the hot chocolate say to the coffee?… “You’re just my cup of tea!”
- What do you call a snowman drinking hot chocolate?… A puddle!
- What do you call a frozen hot chocolate?… A cold case!
- How does hot chocolate greet its friends?… With a cocoa hug!
- I brought a jar of hot chocolate to the party… I wanted to stir things up!
- Why did the hot chocolate break up with the coffee?… It couldn’t espresso its feelings!
- What’s a hot chocolate’s favorite type of math?… Cocoa-lculus!
- Why did the hot chocolate go to therapy?… It had too many “mug” issues!
- Why did the computer drink hot chocolate?… Because it wanted to stay “byte”-warm!
- What do you call a hot chocolate with an attitude?… A “mug”-nificent brew!
- Why was the hot chocolate always confident?… Because it knew it was “mug-nificent”!
- What do you call a hot chocolate that’s always in a hurry?… “Quick-oa”!
- Why did the hot chocolate bring a spoon to the party?… In case it needed to “stir” up some fun!
- How do snowmen drink hot chocolate?… They melt it in their mouths!
- Why did the hot chocolate need therapy?… It had an identity crisis – was it a drink or a dessert?
- Why did the hot chocolate go to therapy?… It had too many marshmallow issues!
- What did the hot chocolate say to the whipped cream?… “You’re looking quite cocoa-licious today
- What do you call a Valentine’s Day gift that didn’t arrive time?… Choco-late.
- What do you call a marathon runner who loves hot chocolate?… A cocoa-nut!
- Why did the scarecrow bring hot chocolate to the field?… To stay warm and toasty!
- Why did the hot chocolate go to school?… It wanted to get a degree in chocolatology!
- Why did the pancake miss breakfast?… It was choco-LATE!
- What is a hot chocolate’s favorite dance move?… The cocoa shuffle!
- What do you call a hot chocolate that you can’t trust?… A cocoa-conspirator!
- What do you call a hot chocolate that you can trust?… A cocoa-conspirator!
- What did the chocolate covered pretzel say to the regular pretzel?… Don’t be salt
- How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?… 3.14159265. (Pi Day Jokes & Chocolate Jokes)
- What do you call the chocolate bars the Grinch stole?… Hot chocolate. (Grinch Jokes)
- What did the M&M go to college?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty. (College Jokes & Candy Jokes)
- What do chocolate, men, and coffee have in common?… They are all better rich! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?… Marsh-mole-ows! (Mole Day Jokes)
- What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?…. A Candy Baa
- Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling!
- How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?… 3.14159265. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
- What kind of candy is never on time?… ChocoLATE
- What is Avogadro’s favorite chocolate bar?… moletd chocolate. (Mole Day Jokes & Candy Jokes)
- What is an astronauts favorite chocolate?… A Mars bar! (Top Astronomy Jokes)
- What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend?… A Payday
- What do cannibals eat for dessert?… Chocolate covered aunts.
- What is a monkey’s favorite cookie?… Chocolate chimp!
- What candy is only for girls?… HER-SHEy’s Kisses! (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- How do you know it’s cold outside?… When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
- What kind of brownie is never on time?… ChocoLATE. (Brownie Jokes)
- How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?… First, invade ze kitchen.
- If Jake has 30 chocolate bars, and eats 25, what does he have? Diabetes….. Jake has diabetes…
- Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty… They had a baby, Ruth.
- What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?… Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe (Top Science Jokes & 101 Mole Day Jokes)
- What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?… A Kitty Kat bar!
- What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?… Chocolate Chip Wookiee. (Top Star Wars Jokes)
- What is a French cat’s favorite dessert?… Chocolate mousse!
- What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate?… Decad-ant
- What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk?… The worlds best Sundae!
- What do you call people who like to drink hot chocolate all year long?… Cocoa-Nuts.
- There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars.
- What’s the best part of Valentines Day? The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale. (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the moon?
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy boy have another piece of chocolate?