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(Minion Jokes)

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best minion jokes.
  2. Why do Minions put their money in the freezer?… They like cold hard cash.
  3. Not many people realize that Despicable Me and the Minion films are based on a Gru story. (Movie Jokes)
  4. Minions do most of their shopping on Gru-pon.(Black Friday Jokes)
  5. What would you call a Minion that is covered in black stripes?… A despicable bee. (Bee Jokes)
  6. What musical instrument did the Minion keep in the bathroom?… A tuba toothpaste. (365 Music Jokes)
  7. What do you call a Nintendo Wii character that looks like a Minion?… Despicable Mii.
  8. Why did the Minion cross the playground?… To get to the other slide.
  9. What does the inside of a Minion’s wallet look like?… A Minion dollars.
  10. Why do Minions run round their beds?… To catch up on their sleep. (Napping Jokes)
  11. Why do Minions wear two pairs of pants when they play golf?… In case they get a hole in one. (Golf Jokes)