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  1. What do you call something that looks like pasta, and tastes like pasta, but isn’t pasta?… An impasta.
  2. What type of pasta is best eaten on its own?… Ravi-lonely.
  3. Did y’all hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way, but his legacy will become a pizza history. I’m sending olive my thoughts and prayers to his family. How sad that he ran out of thyme, here today gone tomato, we cannoli do so much. I never sausage a tragedy.
  4. Did you hear about the pasta and its cooking water?… Their relationship was strained.
  5. Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?… He pasta way… Looks like he ran out of thyme.
  6. What do you call pasta with a cold?… Macaroni and sneeze.
  7. A pasta chef was caught stuffing the ballot boxes at a big Broadway awards show… Apparently, he was trying to rig a Tony.
  8. What’s Forest Gump’s favorite kind of pasta?… Penne.
  9. What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta.
  10. What did the pasta that grew up in the streets tell his kids?… I grew up in the spaghetto.
  11. A scientist took his dog to work to help experiment on pasta. It’s labranoodle!
  12. Tired of boiling water every time you make pasta?… Boil some at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later.
  13. Why are people buying out all the pasta/macaroni products? Because when you are in lockdown… A nice bowl can pasta time quicker.
  14. How much water should you use when you make pasta? About a cup orzo!
  15. Always wonder if mixing pasta and antipasto is like mixing matter and anti-matter.
  16. Who is the saddest person in the pasta factory? The chap who’s filling cannelloni.
  17. Why did everyone think the spaghetti was flirting? It was just a little too saucy!
  18. Knock Knock Who’s there? Pasta Pasta who? Pasta salt please
  19. Knock Knock Who’s there? Pasta Pasta who? Pasta pepper please
  20. Did you hear about the man with a car made out of pasta? He got in a crash and now his car’s al dente!
  21. I love eating food at midnight… It’s pasta bed time!
  22. What is the dress code at a pasta convention?… Bowtie.
  23. I quit eating spaghetti… Now it’s a thing of the pasta.
  24. What is your favorite type of tea?… Spaghett-tea.
  25. I just got fired from the pasta factory… I made a fusili mistakes.
  26. There’s 500 types of pasta… The pastabilities are endless.
  27. How did the pasta chef get locked out of his house?… He came home from work with gnocchi.
  28. What do you call the formal study of pasta?… Linguinistics.
  29. Have you guys tried my new Texan pasta dish?… It’s y’all dente.
  30. Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball!
  31. What do Italians say about pasta?… Every penne counts!
  32. Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?… He pasta way.
  33. Did you hear about the COVID-19 spreading like crazy in Italy?… Looks like it’s being pasta around.
  34. What do Italians eat on halloween?… Fetuccini A-fraid-o (Top Halloween Jokes)
  35. What did mummy pasta say to baby pasta?… It’s pasta your bedtime!
  36. What type of pasta do they serve at the haunted house?… Fettuccini afraido!
  37. How did the police solve the case of the stolen marinara sauce?… They caught the thief red-handed!
  38. What do you call it when someone cries because their spaghetti is vegetarian?… A meat bawl!
  39. Why didn’t the ravioli get invited to hang out with the cool pastas?… Because he was a little square!
  40. What did the macaroni say to the spaghetti in the boxing ring?… Come and spaghet it!
  41. What does an Irishman get after eating Italian lasagna?… Gaelic breath!Gaelic breath!
  42. What type of pasta does the Pope eat?… Holy macaroni!
  43. What type of pasta clings to everything?… Clinguine!
  44. What did the pasta say to the cheese?… It’s grate to meet you!
  45. What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?… Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork!
  46. What do you call a pasta that doesn’t have any friends?… Ravi-lonely!
  47. What do you call partially cooked pasta that’s on fire?… Aldente’s Inferno!
  48. What kind of dish does an impasta make?… Faked ziti!
  49. My Mum thinks I’m an idiot because I’m building my own car out of spaghetti. She wont be laughing when I drive pasta!S
  50. Why didn’t the fettuccine go out for Halloween?… It was too alfredo!
  51. What did the pasta say to the tomato?… Don’t get saucy with me!
  52. Why couldn’t the man lift three tonnes of pasta?… He wasn’t stroganoff!
  53. What do you call a sad noodle?… Upsetti spaghetti!
  54. What’s the most humorous kind of pasta?… Chortle-ini!
  55. How do you say goodbye to an Italian chef?… Pasta la vista!
  56. Why wouldn’t Ebenezer Scrooge eat at the pasta restaurant?… It cost a pretty penne!
  57. Do you know the Ghostbusters’ catchphrase in Italian?… I ain’t alfredo no ghost
  58. What did the penne say to the macaroni when they were walking slowly?… Go pasta!
  59. Italians don’t die they… Pasta way.
  60. I have a medical condition where I’m allergic to only one type of pasta… It’s called macaroni and sneeze!
  61. I wrote a play about pasta and fairly won an award… I didn’t even have to rig a Tony.
  62. What kind of pasta grants wishes?… Fettugenie
  63. I was choking on some alphabet pasta when a lady asked if I needed help… She took the words right out of my mouth.
  64. Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta… All because of a fusilli people.
  65. I had some uncooked pasta for dinner yesterday… It was an all-round solid meal.
  66. I’m starting a new pasta cult May we praise the Noodle Lord for eternity. Ramen.
  67. What do you call a pasta that is sick?… Mac and sneeze. (Top Winter Jokes)
  68. What do you call a pair of pasta magicians?… Penne and Tagliateller
  69. I taught my son about gravity by throwing pasta and sauce at the ceiling He didn’t get it at first, but it wasn’t long before the penne dropped.
  70. What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say before eating pasta? PASTA LA VISTA BABY.
  71. What does an Irishman get after eating Italian lasagna?… Gaelic breath! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  72. What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?… Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork
  73. What is the dress code at a pasta convention?… Bowtie
  74. My sister bet me a $1,000,000 that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
  75. What do you call it when Jesus throws his Pasta at the door?… Gnocchi on Heaven’s Door.
  76. I didn’t understand what my wife meant when she told me I was holding the bag of pasta upside down… Then the Penne dropped!
  77. My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with pasta… I’m feeling canneloni right now.
  78. I started eating more pasta, and suddenly became psychic… you could say I had penne for their thoughts.
  79. What do you call all the pasta that you haven’t eaten yet?… Futura.
  80. Did you hear about the pasta sauce that was really good at knocking down pins?… It was a bowlin’ ace.
  81. Did you hear about the Italian man who died? He pasta way… …now he’s a pizza history.
  82. A wife talking to her neighbor: Wife: My husband went to get some pasta and got hit with a bus. Neighbor: Oh God! What did you do? Wife: I made some fried eggs and called it a day.
  83. What do you call the aspect of pasta that allows it to stab you?… The penne trait.
  84. What do you call a pasta sauce made out of sea breezes?… A ‘marine’-‘air’a.
  85. What’s “Hasta la vista, baby” in Italian?… Pasta la pizza, baby!
  86. What do you call hellish pasta?… Al Dente’s inferno
  87. What do you call spooky Italian music?… Creepy pasta.
  88. What do you call a magical pasta that grants you three wishes?… Fettu-genie alfredo.
  89. What did the ravioli play on his birthday?… Pasta Parcel.
  90. Mafia have boiled a man to death in an industrial pasta cooker… Police are still trying to al dentefy the victim.
  91. My mum was upset when I put ginger in the pasta last night… I guess she liked that cat.
  92. What do you call a dodgy neighborhood in Italy?… A Spaghetto.
  93. What did Lara eat for dinner?… Croft Macaroni and Cheese.
  94. I’ve been trying to come up with a good pasta joke but it’s in pasta bowl!
  95. Pasta PunsNothing is impastable.
  96. Penne for your thoughts.
  97. Pasta la vista baby!
  98. Tortellini in love with you.
  99. It cost a pretty penne!
  100. This pasta is tortellini awesome!
  101. This may sound a bit cheesy, but it is so grate to see you.
  102. Come and spaghet it!
  103. You’re quite a dish!
  104. I’m feeling a little saucy today!
  105. Your future is full of pastabilities.
  106. I want to pasta time away with you.
  107. I cannelloni believe how good this pasta is.
  108. Hope you gnocchi how wonderful you are.
  109. Can you pasta sauce please?
  110. I walked right pasta restaurant without realizing it.
  111. Pasta la vista, baby.
  112. Pasta than a speeding bullet.
  113. She’s dead, she pasta way.
  114. Sorry this gift is pasta due.
  115. The pastabilities are endless!
  116. I’m feeling a little saucy.
  117. He drank too much and is totally sauced
  118. You are tortellini awesome.
  119. That is tortellini accurate.
  120. Come and spaghet it.
  121. I did it fusilli reasons.
  122. You’re so fusilli
  123. It cost a pretty penne
  124. Penne for your thoughts.
  125. Holy Cannelloni!
  126. I Cannelloni laugh at my mistakes
  127. Hope you gnocchi how awesome you are.
  128. How do I unlock it? There’s gnocchi hole in this door.
  129. I’m so gnocchi to have you
  130. Just gnocchi it down and start over
  131. Just gnoccing around
  132. I’m laughing so hard I’m ravioling on the floor
  133. That low cut dress is so ravioling
  134. Heading to the big ziti!
  135. I’m a ziti slicker
  136. Sex and the ziti
  137. About a scoop of sauce orzo should do
  138. I ain’t alfredo no ghost!
  139. I’m not stroganoff to beat him
  140. Legalize marinara
  141. Noodles are part of my daily rotini
  142. Ooh look, A lambourguini
  143. How ramentic
  144. That new guy looks Cannelloni (kind of lonely)
  145. So you spaghetting older?
  146. Spaghett hype
  147. Spaghett out of my way
  148. The battle of spaghettisburg
  149. Think about the pasta-bilities.
  150. This dish is so good, it’s pre-pasta-rous.
  151. This is pastably the worst pasta pun ever.
  152. This too shall pasta.
  153. You’re an im-pasta!
  154. You’re pasta-tively amazing.
  155. You pasta your test!