Top 50 Tornado Jokes

by | Jul 16, 2023 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best tornado jokes.
  2. I saw a tornado once… It blew me away.
  3. Why don’t people like tornado jokes?… They suck.
  4. What’s a tornado’s favorite game?… Twister! (Weather Jokes & Tornado Jokes)
  5. What did the teenage tornado say to his parents? Nothing. He just stormed off.
  6. I tossed a yield sign into a tornado once… Guess I was throwing caution to the wind.
  7. What’s a tornado’s favorite dance?… The twist!
  8. I was in a tornado… It sucked.
  9. What is a tornado’s favorite dessert?… Funnel cake!
  10. I’m writing a book on how tornados and hurricanes develop…. At the moment it’s just a draft.
  11. A friend of mine tried telling a joke about a tornado… It was a real tongue twister.
  12. Did you hear about the tornado at the cheese factory?… Da-brie was everywhere.
  13. What do you call it when a tornado interrupts your burial?… Plot twist.
  14. Kids are like tornadoes They’re neat to watch but… you can’t help but be scared when they head for your house.
  15. What did the windmill say to the tornado? I’m a big fan.
  16. What do you call a cow in a tornado?… A milkshake.
  17. What do you call an obvious tornado?… A torna-duh.
  18. Why did the weathermen, who each broke an arm and a leg in a tornado, call the hospital?… He needed the four casts.
  19. What do tornadoes use to make bread?… Torna-dough.
  20. What do you call a windmill that’s been swallowed by a tornado?… A wind meal.
  21. The tornado warning siren has just stopped going off… That’s either good or terrible.
  22. What happened after a tornado hit the shoe store?… After weeks of Sole Searching it finally reopened.
  23. What do you call a female deer in a tornado?… A torna-doe.
  24. What was left of the French cheese factory after a tornado?… De brie.
  25. What is the most offensive coffee to tornado victims?… House blend.
  26. Did you hear about the tornado who got arrested?… They got him for shoplifting.
  27. What’s a tornado’s favorite vegetable?… “Spin” ach.
  28. I tried to get tornado insurance for my campsite, but the company refused. They said, “If your tent gets blown away, you… won’t be covered.”
  29. Do you know what happened to the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado?… It was an udder disaster.
  30. What did the tornado say to the car?… Do you want to go for a spin?
  31. How does a tornado tell time?… It checks the tornado watch.
  32. What do you call a superhero in a tornado?… Thor-nado.
  33. The President was injured in a tornado… Thankfully his spin-doctor was close by.
  34. What did one lightening bolt say to the other lightening bolt?… You’re shocking! (Weather Jokes)
  35. Why do tornadoes zigzag?… They’re dizzy.
  36. What do you call a tornado that never touches down?… A tornadon’t.
  37. Did you hear about the tornado that married a cloud?… The wedding was a whirlwind! (Marriage Jokes)
  38. How do tornadoes exercise?… They go to spin class.
  39. A tornado just blew off 25% of my roof… Oof.
  40. Did you guys hear about the chicken farmer who had a tornado go throw the birds’ shelter?… He’s afraid he’ll never be able to recoup his losses.
  41. Did you hear about the new movie about tornadoes?… There’s a big twist at the end.
  42. The Worst Natural Disaster Election: So, all the natural disasters took a vote to see which one was the worst. Hurricane blew the others away. Earthquake shook things up pretty badly. Flooding was a bit of a wash. Blizzard almost buried the rest. Sinkhole’s campaign totally collapsed. Meteor made a deep impact. But in the end, Avalanche won by a landslide. (Election Jokes)
  43. What did the tornado tell his son when his son faced a hardship?… Just suck it up.
  44. What’s the difference between me and a tornado?… A tornado can pick up girls.
  45. Three girls were being executed. The first girl was getting ready to be shot. The guard yelled, “Ready aim-” The girl yelled, “Tornado! Tornado!!” The guard turned around she escaped. The second girl was being executed the guard yelled,”Ready aim-” She yelled, “Hurricane!! Hurricane!!” The guard turned around she was gone. The 3rd girl was being executed the guard yelled, “Ready aim-” The girl yelled, “Fire!! Fire!”
  46. What do you call it when the North Atlantic Treaty Organization falls apart?… A tor-NATO.
  47. What do you call a tired tornado?… Winded.
  48. Tornado warnings are active for Cleveland, Ohio. Residents are invited to seek shelter in Cleveland Browns Stadium where there is no chance of a touchdown.
  49. A powerful tornado tore through our town last night. So far, eight bodies have been found. Plot twister… It only damaged the graveyard.
  50. What’s the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?… The Cowboys stadium, the only place there’ll never be a touchdown.