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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best tornado jokes.
- I saw a tornado once… It blew me away.
- Why don’t people like tornado jokes?… They suck.
- What’s a tornado’s favorite game?… Twister! (Weather Jokes & Tornado Jokes)
- What did the teenage tornado say to his parents? Nothing. He just stormed off.
- I tossed a yield sign into a tornado once… Guess I was throwing caution to the wind.
- What’s a tornado’s favorite dance?… The twist!
- I was in a tornado… It sucked.
- What is a tornado’s favorite dessert?… Funnel cake!
- I’m writing a book on how tornados and hurricanes develop…. At the moment it’s just a draft.
- A friend of mine tried telling a joke about a tornado… It was a real tongue twister.
- Did you hear about the tornado at the cheese factory?… Da-brie was everywhere.
- What do you call it when a tornado interrupts your burial?… Plot twist.
- Kids are like tornadoes They’re neat to watch but… you can’t help but be scared when they head for your house.
- What did the windmill say to the tornado? I’m a big fan.
- What do you call a cow in a tornado?… A milkshake.
- What do you call an obvious tornado?… A torna-duh.
- Why did the weathermen, who each broke an arm and a leg in a tornado, call the hospital?… He needed the four casts.
- What do tornadoes use to make bread?… Torna-dough.
- What do you call a windmill that’s been swallowed by a tornado?… A wind meal.
- The tornado warning siren has just stopped going off… That’s either good or terrible.
- What happened after a tornado hit the shoe store?… After weeks of Sole Searching it finally reopened.
- What do you call a female deer in a tornado?… A torna-doe.
- What was left of the French cheese factory after a tornado?… De brie.
- What is the most offensive coffee to tornado victims?… House blend.
- Did you hear about the tornado who got arrested?… They got him for shoplifting.
- What’s a tornado’s favorite vegetable?… “Spin” ach.
- I tried to get tornado insurance for my campsite, but the company refused. They said, “If your tent gets blown away, you… won’t be covered.”
- Do you know what happened to the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado?… It was an udder disaster.
- What did the tornado say to the car?… Do you want to go for a spin?
- How does a tornado tell time?… It checks the tornado watch.
- What do you call a superhero in a tornado?… Thor-nado.
- The President was injured in a tornado… Thankfully his spin-doctor was close by.
- What did one lightening bolt say to the other lightening bolt?… You’re shocking! (Weather Jokes)
- Why do tornadoes zigzag?… They’re dizzy.
- What do you call a tornado that never touches down?… A tornadon’t.
- Did you hear about the tornado that married a cloud?… The wedding was a whirlwind! (Marriage Jokes)
- How do tornadoes exercise?… They go to spin class.
- A tornado just blew off 25% of my roof… Oof.
- Did you guys hear about the chicken farmer who had a tornado go throw the birds’ shelter?… He’s afraid he’ll never be able to recoup his losses.
- Did you hear about the new movie about tornadoes?… There’s a big twist at the end.
- The Worst Natural Disaster Election: So, all the natural disasters took a vote to see which one was the worst. Hurricane blew the others away. Earthquake shook things up pretty badly. Flooding was a bit of a wash. Blizzard almost buried the rest. Sinkhole’s campaign totally collapsed. Meteor made a deep impact. But in the end, Avalanche won by a landslide. (Election Jokes)
- What did the tornado tell his son when his son faced a hardship?… Just suck it up.
- What’s the difference between me and a tornado?… A tornado can pick up girls.
- Three girls were being executed. The first girl was getting ready to be shot. The guard yelled, “Ready aim-” The girl yelled, “Tornado! Tornado!!” The guard turned around she escaped. The second girl was being executed the guard yelled,”Ready aim-” She yelled, “Hurricane!! Hurricane!!” The guard turned around she was gone. The 3rd girl was being executed the guard yelled, “Ready aim-” The girl yelled, “Fire!! Fire!”
- What do you call it when the North Atlantic Treaty Organization falls apart?… A tor-NATO.
- What do you call a tired tornado?… Winded.
- Tornado warnings are active for Cleveland, Ohio. Residents are invited to seek shelter in Cleveland Browns Stadium where there is no chance of a touchdown.
- A powerful tornado tore through our town last night. So far, eight bodies have been found. Plot twister… It only damaged the graveyard.
- What’s the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?… The Cowboys stadium, the only place there’ll never be a touchdown.