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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best flip flop jokes.
- What do pancakes wear to the beach?… A flip-flops! (Summer Jokes & Pancake Jokes)
- What is the official footwear of the upcoming presidential election?… The flip flop.
- What shoe can’t make up its mind?… Flip flops.
- Why did the politician go to cheerleading classes?… To learn how to flip-flop. (Election Jokes & Flip Flop Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe wear flip flops to school? (Canoe Jokes)
- Last Christmas my parents got me a pair of flip flops with matchbox cars glued to the bottom… Cheap Skates!
- What do you call a politician who can’t turn pancakes?… A flip-flop.
- What shoes do penguins wear in the summer?… Flipper flops. (Flip Flop Jokes & Summer Jokes)
- What do you call a French guy in sandals?… Phillipe Phloppe. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
- What is the official shoe of politicians during an election year?… Flip Flops! (Election Jokes for Kids & Electoral College Highest to Lowest)
- Why did the flip flop join the Army?… To become a sole-dier!
- What did the ocean say to the flip flops?… Nothing, it just waved!
- What is a flip flop’s favorite sport?… gymnastics. (Gymnastics Jokes)
- Why was the president bad at gymnastics?… He was a flip-flop! (Election Jokes & Flip Flop Jokes)
- Why was the politician bad at gymnastics?… She was a flip-flop! (Election Jokes & Flip Flop Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe wear flip flops to a high school graduation? (Canoe Jokes)
- What did the flip flop say to the sandal?… “I like the way you toe the line!”
- Why did the flip flop go to school?… To become smarter-sole!
- What did one flip flop say to the other at the beach?… “Let’s make waves together!”
- How does a flip flop get around town?… By taking a toetally cool ride!
- Why did the flip flop break up with the sneaker?… It couldn’t tie them down!
- How does a flip flop navigate through life?… With a lot of sole-searching!
- Why was the flip flop afraid of commitment? It was scared of getting too tied down!
- What did the flip flop say at the barbecue?… I’m just here to flip some burgers!
- Why did the flip flop volunteer at the beach clean-up?… It wanted to lend a helping sole!
- Why did the flip flop go to the party?… To kick up its heels and have a toe-tally good time!
- How does a flip flop stay grounded?… By keeping its feet firmly planted in the sand!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe wear flip flops to a college graduation? (Canoe Jokes)
- Why did the flip flop go to therapy?… It had some serious commitment issues.
- Why did the flip flop refuse to dance?… It had two left feet.
- Why did the flip flop go to school?… It wanted to be more grounded.
- Why was the flip flop always happy?… It always looked on the sunny side.
- What did the flip flop do to relax?… It took a beach day.
- How did the flip flop become successful?… It had a great step by step plan.
- Why did the flip flop go to therapy?… Because it had too many “sole” searching issues.
- WhWhy was the flip flop invited to the party?… Because it knew how to bring the “sole” to the dance floor!
- Why don’t flip flops play hide and seek?… Because they always end up getting “exposed!”
- Why did the flip flop go to the concert? It wanted to dance to the “sole”-ful tunes!
- How does a flip flop make a decision?… It takes a step back and weighs its options!
- What did the flip flop get married?… It found it’s “sole”-mate!Ó
- What did the flip flop say to the hot pavement?… I’m feeling the heat, but I’ll never lose my cool!
- Why did the flip flop take dance lessons?… To get a little more sole!
- Why did the flip flop go to the party alone?… Because it couldn’t find a sole mate!
- What do you call a flip flop that loves to dance?… A flip hop!
- How does a flip flop keep in touch with other footwear?… Through its flip phone!
- Why did the flip flop refuse to play hide and seek?… Because it always sticks out like a sore toe!
- Why did the flip flop divorce the sneaker?… Because it was tired of being tied down!
- What did the flip flop say to the beach towel?… Wrap it up, I’m feeling a little exposed!
- What did the flip flop say to the ocean?… Water you looking at?