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- 180 School Jokes
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- Top 10 Jokes for each state
- Top 50 State Jokes
- The Electoral College by State: Highest to Lowest
- Tourist: “Hey, buddy! Does this road go to Montpelier?” Vermont Native: “Nope. Stays right here.”Tourist: “No, I mean can I take this road to Montpelier?” Vermont Native: “Don’t think you can get it in your car.” Tourist: “Well, if I drive down this road, will I get to Montpelier?” Vermont Native: “Don’t know how good a driver you are.” Tourist: “You don’t know anything, do you?” Vermont Native: “I know I ain’t lost.” Tourist: “There’s not much between you and an idiot, is there?” Vermont Native: “Just this yard and that fence.”
- How many Vermonters does it take to change a light bulb? Three: one to change it and two to talk about how much better the old one was.
- How many Vermonters does it take to change a light bulb? 101; One to change it, and 100 to hold a rally on Church Street complaining about light pollution.
- Guy walks into a general store in Vermont and sees bags of salt on all the counters. More bags on the shelves. Bags stacked on the floor. He looks at the owner and says, “Wow, you must sell a lot of salt!” The owner says, “Nope, can’t say as I do… Had a guy in last week, though: Now there was a man who could sell salt!”
- How many Vermonters does it take to change a light bulb? Three: one to change it and two to talk about how much better the old one was.
- How many Vermonters does it take to change a light bulb? 101; One to change it, and 100 to hold a rally on Church Street complaining about light pollution.
- Guy walks into a general store in Vermont and sees bags of salt on all the counters. More bags on the shelves. Bags stacked on the floor. He looks at the owner and says, “Wow, you must sell a lot of salt!” The owner says, “Nope, can’t say as I do… Had a guy in last week, though: Now there was a man who could sell salt!”
- “Excuse me sir, Have you lived here all your life?” Vermonter: “Not Yet!”
- A toursit wants to take a shortcut across a field, but is worried by the bull he sees grazing in the middle of it. So he asks the nearby farmer, “Say, is that bull safe?” The Vermonter says, “Sure, he’s safe”. So the flatlander jumps the fence and starts across the pasture. The Vermonter continues, “Can’t say the same ’bout you, though.”
- In Vermont, the seasons are: “Almost winter,” “winter,” “still winter,” and “road construction.”