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  1. Why don’t oysters share their pearls?…  Because they’re shellfish.
  2. Why don’t oysters give to charity?.. Because they’re shellfish.
  3. What kind of noise annoys an oyster?… A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)
  4. Customer: Waiter, I can’t seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup. Waiter: Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?