(Archaeology Jokes)

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about archaeology.
  2. All archaeology research is groundbreaking.
  3. A group of archaeologists gathered to find the leg bone of an ancient man… It was a real shindig. (Skeleton Jokes)
  4. What did the archaeologist say to the other archaeologist?… I got a bone to pick with you. (Skeleton Jokes)
  5. An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have… The older she gets the more interested he is in her. (Marriage Jokes)
  6. Never marry an archaeologist… They’re always digging up the past! (Marriage Jokes)
  7. Why do archaeologists always get invited to the homecoming dance?… Because they will “date any old thing.” (Homecoming Jokes)
  8. My archaeologist co-worker tried to blackmail me the other day… Turns out he got a lot of dirt on me. (Labor Day Jokes)
  9. I recently started dating an archaeologist… It just goes to show that they will date anything.
  10. When a knight in armor was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave?… Rust in peace! (Knight Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)