Google Search “Archaeology Jokes”
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about archaeology.
- All archaeology research is groundbreaking.
- A group of archaeologists gathered to find the leg bone of an ancient man… It was a real shindig. (Skeleton Jokes)
- What did the archaeologist say to the other archaeologist?… I got a bone to pick with you. (Skeleton Jokes)
- An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have… The older she gets the more interested he is in her. (Marriage Jokes)
- Never marry an archaeologist… They’re always digging up the past! (Marriage Jokes)
- Why do archaeologists always get invited to the homecoming dance?… Because they will “date any old thing.” (Homecoming Jokes)
- My archaeologist co-worker tried to blackmail me the other day… Turns out he got a lot of dirt on me. (Labor Day Jokes)
- I recently started dating an archaeologist… It just goes to show that they will date anything.
- When a knight in armor was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave?… Rust in peace! (Knight Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)