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Tornado Jokes

  1. Did you see this week’s forecast?… Yep, cold today, hot tamale. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  2. What did one lightening bolt say to the other lightening bolt?… You’re shocking! (Weather Jokes)
  3. What’s a tornado’s favorite game?… Twister! (Weather Jokes & Tornado Jokes)
  4. Why doesn’t Conor McGregor like fighting in the spring?… Because of Mayweather. (Boxing Jokes & May Jokes / Weather Jokes)
  5. Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?… Because she expected some change in the weather.
  6. Why does Manny Pacquiao hate spring?… Because it has May weather in it! (Boxing Jokes & May Jokes)
  7. Why do they call it Spring?… Because the weather bounces around more than a Slinky.