Google Search “Weather Jokes”
- Did you see this week’s forecast?… Yep, cold today, hot tamale. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
- What did one lightening bolt say to the other lightening bolt?… You’re shocking! (Weather Jokes)
- What’s a tornado’s favorite game?… Twister! (Weather Jokes & Tornado Jokes)
- Why doesn’t Conor McGregor like fighting in the spring?… Because of Mayweather. (Boxing Jokes & May Jokes / Weather Jokes)
- Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?… Because she expected some change in the weather.
- Why does Manny Pacquiao hate spring?… Because it has May weather in it! (Boxing Jokes & May Jokes)
- Why do they call it Spring?… Because the weather bounces around more than a Slinky.