- Why did Anikin Walker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
- How does Darth Vader like his toast?… On the Dark Side. (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
- When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith Grade. (180 School Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
- What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?… I Yam your father! (Father’s Day Jokes & Farming Jokes)
- May the fourth be with you……because tomorrow is Revenge of the Fifth! (May the 4th be With You Jokes)
- How many Sith Lords does it take to change a light bulb?… None, because they prefer it a little on the dark side.
- Yesterday was Star Wars Day (May The Fourth be with you). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is…Revenge of the Sixth (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
- What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump”?… An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader
- Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
- When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith Grade.
- What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker? I Yam your father!
- How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?… With Ewokie Talkies
- Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?… At the Darth Maul, of course.
- What do Gungans put things in?… Jar Jars.
- What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?… A Sith-Kabob!
- Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?… Because a Jedi must have patience.
- What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?… Chewie!
- What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?… “The”
- What is a jedi’s favorite toy?… A yo-yoda (Top 10 Teaching Quotes by Yoda)
- What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?… Luke Warm.
- What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?… Wookieeleaks
- What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump”?… An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.
- Why did Yoda visit Bank of America yesterday?… He needed a bank clone! (Loan)
