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Top Summer Blogs for Parents & Top Summer Jokes for Kids

  1. What do you get if you cross a giraffes with a police-man ?… Long-arm of the Law! (Police Jokes for Kids)
  2. What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?… A Turtle-Neck. (Turtle Jokes)
  3. Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?… It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
  4. What do you call a giraffe winning a horse race?… A longshot. (Horse Racing Jokes)
  5. What do you call an animal that turns into a boat?… a GIRRAFT.
  6. What do you get when two giraffes collide?… A giraffic jam.
  7. Why don’t giraffes like fast food?… Because they can’t catch it! (Fast Food Jokes)
  8. What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time?… I’d like to get to gnaw you.
  9. I suppose when you’ve seen one lion catch a giraffe, you’ve seen a maul.
  10. When does a giraffe have 8 legs?… When there are two of them! (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  11. Why do giraffes have long necks?… Because their feet smell! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  12. What do giraffes have that no one else has?… Baby giraffes!
  13. What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?… A twelve-foot toothbrush (Dentist Jokes for Kids)
  14. Why was the giraffe late?… Because he got caught in a giraffic jam!