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  1. How do trees get on the internet?… They log in.
  2. “I have an obsession with wind farms.” “Really?” “Yes. I’m a huge fan.”
  3. What did one lightening bolt say to the other lightening bolt?… You’re shocking!
  4. How can you tell the ocean is friendly?… It waves.
  5. What’s a tornado’s favorite game?… Twister!
  6. How do hurricanes see?… With one eye!
  7. What does a cloud wear under his pants?… Thunderwear!
  8. What kind of bow can’t be tied?… A rainbow!
  9. What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber!
  10. What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to the tree?… May the Forest be with you.
  11. How do oil companies deal with with oil spills?… Slick lawyers.
  12. What is a shark’s favorite game?… Swallow the leader!
  13. What did one firefly say to the other?… Got to glow now!
  14. Why did the leaf go to the doctor?… It was feeling green!
  15. What did the tree wear to the pool party?… Swimming trunks!
  16. What happens when it rains cats and dogs?… You have to be careful  to not step in a poodle!
  17. What did one volcano say to the other volcano?… I lava you!
  18. What kind of hair do oceans have?… Wavy!
  19. Do bees fly in the rain?… Not without their yellow jackets!
  20. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Lettuce… Lettuce who?… Lettuce in, it’s hot outside!
  21. What do you call a rooster that crows every morning?… An alarm cluck!
  22. How do Republicans plan on fighting record high temperatures?… By switching from Fahrenheit to Celsius!
  23. Why does a Time Magazine survey state only 85% of Americans think global warming is happening?… The other 15 percent work for the oil industry!
  24. How many climate skeptics does it take to change a lightbulb?… None. It’s too early to say if the light bulb needs changing.
  25. Why are people always tired on Earth Day?… Because they just finished a long March