Walking Jokes: Walking Jokes for Kids

1. Two men are walking through a graveyard with their dogs. One man turns to the other and says ‘Morning’ The other man replies ‘No, just walking the dog.” (Cemetery Jokes: Cemetery Jokes for Kids)
2. What do you get if you walk behind a car?… Exhausted!
3. My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60….. Now he’s 97 years old and we don’t know where he is. (Grandparents Day Jokes)
4. Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it!
5. If you’re on a walk and find a fork in the road, what do you do?… Stop for lunch.
6. I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
7. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

PG-13

1. What did the man say when he walked into the bar?… ouch!