Clean Jokes & 365 Family Friendly Jokes
- What is the difference between a unicorn and a carrot?… One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.
- What do you call a smart unicorn?… The “A”corn. (Arbor Day Jokes)
- What did the Unicorn tell the carrot?… U-No-Corn!
- What do unicorns call their father? “Pop” corn. (Father’s Day Jokes)
- Why didn’t the Unicorn want to join the Military?… She had to wear a U-Ni-Form! (Veterans’ Day Jokes)
- What do unicorns use for money?… Corn “Bread.”
- What do you call a Unicorn with large Eyelashes?… U-Ni-Brow!
- What did the baby unicorn say to mommy unicorn?… Where is my pop corn?
- What do Unicorns eat for breakfast?… Lucky Charms. (Cereal Jokes)
- What did one unicorn say to the other?… The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane.
- Unicorns are real they’re just fat, grey, and called rhinos.