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Top 10 Jokes for each state & Top 50 State Jokes
The Electoral College by State: Highest to Lowest
More Great Jokes for Kids
- Top 50 State Jokes
- 180 School Jokes
- 101 Pi Day Jokes
- Top Jokes for Kids
- Top Teacher Jokes
- Top Math Jokes
- What is in the center of America?… The letter “R”.
- If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and USA, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived!
- Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B!
- What is the nautical chart of the Gulf of Mexico’s best pitch?… The depth curve.(Top Baseball Jokes)
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What did the Gulf of Mexico say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
- What do you get from an Alaskan cow?… Ice Cream! (Top Ice Cream Jokes)
- If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska! (U.S. Teachers are Great Tutors!)
- What sort of pudding roams wild in the Alaska?… Moose.
- What did Delaware to the basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey.
- Teacher: Where did your dad go for her summer vacation? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Top Father’s Day Jokes)
- What did Tennessee?… The same thing Arkansas.
- What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz?… A con-tour map. (Visit a U.S. National Park / Work as a Park Ranger)
- “California geologists aren’t perfect, they have their (San Andres) faults.”
- What did the California say to the earthquake?… Hey, you crack me up!
- Where do you dance in California?… San Frandisco!
- What is the nautical chart of the Pacific Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve. (Top Baseball Jokes)
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What did the Pacific Ocean say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
- Why did Cali phone ya (California)?… She called to say Hawhi ya (Hawaii)
- What city has lots of sand?… Sand Francisco!
- What did the puny rock say to the big muscle rock?… I wish I were boulder!
- What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Colorado River!
- What do you get when you cross a Colorado Rockies mountain climber and a mosquito?… Nothing! You know you can’t cross a scalar and a vector. (Top Math Jokes of All-Time)
- What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Colorado River!
- Where do fish keep their money?… In Colorado River banks.
- What did Delaware?… A New Jersey.
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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
- What is the nautical chart of the Atlantic Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve. (Top Baseball Jokes)
- What did Delaware to the basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey
Florida Teacher Unions
- Why is it easy to get into Florida?… Because there are so many keys. (Florida Teachers are Great Tutors!)
- What is the nautical chart of the Atlantic Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve.(Top Baseball Jokes)
- Where does Florida come before Utah?… The dictionary!
- What is the nautical chart of the Gulf of Mexico’s best pitch?… The depth curve.(Top Baseball Jokes)
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What did the Gulf of Mexico say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
Georgia Teacher Unions
- What is the nautical chart of the Atlantic Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve.(Top Baseball Jokes)
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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
Hawaii Teacher Unions
- Why did Cali phone ya (California)?… She called to say Hawhi ya (Hawaii)
Idaho Teacher Unions
- If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska! (U.S. Teachers are Great Tutors!)
- What did Delaware to the basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey
- What is the loudest state in America?… Ill – i – NOISE!
- What is the favorite drink for people in Illinois (21+) when celebrating?… Champaign (Illinois)
- What state recommends that to wear ear plugs?… Ill – i – NOISE!
- What did one Illinois flag say to the other?… Nothing, it just waved! (Top Flag Day Jokes)
- What is the best U.S. city to have a celebration toast?… Champaign, Illinois.
- What state has a difficult time having a conversation?…. Ill – i – NOISE!
- What state do librarians hate the most?… Ill – i – NOISE!
- What state has the fewest libraries?… Ill – i – NOISE!
- What state has the fewest hours of sleep?… Ill – i – NOISE!
- In what state can you NEVER hear a pin drop?… Ill – i – NOISE!
- Why don’t people want to live in Illinois?… ‘Cause of too much noise!
Louisiana Teacher Unions
- What is the nautical chart of the Gulf of Mexico’s best pitch?… The depth curve.(Top Baseball Jokes)
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What did the Gulf of Mexico say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
Maryland Teacher Unions
- What’s the happiest state in the union?… Merry-land!
- What is the nautical chart of the Atlantic Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve.(Top Baseball Jokes)
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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
Maine Teacher Unions
- What is the nautical chart of the Atlantic Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve.(Top Baseball Jokes)
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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
- What sort of pudding roams wild in the Maine?… Moose.
Massachusetts Teacher Unions & Top Massachusetts Jokes
- If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes)
- What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock! (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes)
- What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?… Liberty! (Top 4th of July Jokes)
- What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?… Tea-shirts. (Top 4th of July Jokes)
- How do people in Boston vote?… Early and often!
- What did the Massachusetts flag say to the American flag?… Nothing. It waved! (Top Flag Day Jokes)
- If the Boston Celtics were chasing the Boston Red Sox team, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05) (Top 118 Baseball Jokes & Top 31 Basketball Jokes)
- Teacher: “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.” Student: “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!” (Top 4th of July Jokes)
- What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War?…Chicken Catch-a-Tory! (Top 4th of July Jokes)
- What do New England Aquarium penguins wear on their heads?… Ice caps. (Top Winter Jokes)
Michigan Teacher Unions
- What do you call someone from Detroit who talks a lot?… A Motor City mouth!
Minnesota Teacher Unions
- Which state has the smallest drink?… Minnesota (Mini-soda)
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What do you call a city without mini apples?… Mini-apple-less.
- Which state can you serve at a restaurant?… Mini Soda (Minnesota)
- What is the smallest state?… Mini-Sota (Minnesota)!
Mississippi Teacher Unions
- What has four eyes but can’t see?… Mississippi!
- What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Mississippi River!
- What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Mississippi River!
- Who did Mississippi get married too?… Mr Sippi!
- If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska! (U.S. Teachers are Great Tutors!)
- What is the nautical chart of the Gulf of Mexico’s best pitch?… The depth curve.(Top Baseball Jokes)
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What did the Gulf of Mexico say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
- Where do fish keep their money?… In Mississippi River banks.
- Why is Mississippi such an unusual river?… It has four eyes and can’t even see!
- Why is the state Mississippi so odd?… Because it has four I’s but can’t see!
- Teacher: How do you spell Mississippi? Student: The state or the river?
Nevada Teacher Unions
- Why do paper maps never win at poker?… Because they always fold. (Top Sports Jokes)
New Jersey Teacher Unions
- If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska! (U.S. Teachers are Great Tutors!)
- What is the nautical chart of the Atlantic Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve.(Top Baseball Jokes)
- What did Delaware?… A New Jersey. (U.S. Teachers are Great Tut
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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
- What did Delaware to the basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey
New York
- Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?… Times Square.
- Where do eggs go on summer vacation?… New Yolk City!
New Hampshire Teacher Unions
- What is the nautical chart of the Atlantic Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve.(Top Baseball Jokes)
- What sort of pudding roams wild in the New Hampshire?… Moose.
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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
- What do you get when you cross a White Mountains mountain climber and a mosquito?… Nothing! You know you can’t cross a scalar and a vector. (Top Math Jokes of All-Time)
North Carolina Teacher Unions
- What is the nautical chart of the Atlantic Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve.(Top Baseball Jokes)
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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
Ohio Teacher Unions
- What is round at each end and high in the middle?… Ohio. (U.S. Teachers are Great Tutors!)
Oregon Teacher Unions
- What is the nautical chart of the Pacific Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve. (Top Baseball Jokes)
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What did the Pacific Ocean say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
Pennsylvania Teacher Unions
- Where do all the pencils come from?… Pennsylvania. (Pennsylvania Teachers are Great Tutors!)
Tennessee Teacher Unions
- What did Tennessee?… The same thing Arkansas.
South Carolina Teacher Unions
- What is the nautical chart of the Atlantic Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve.(Top Baseball Jokes)
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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
Texas Teacher Unions
- What is the nautical chart of the Gulf of Mexico’s best pitch?… The depth curve.(Top Baseball Jokes)
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What did the Gulf of Mexico say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
Utah Unions
- Where does Florida come before Utah?… The dictionary!
Virginia Teacher Unions
- If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska! (U.S. Teachers are Great Tutors!)
- What is the nautical chart of the Atlantic Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve.(Top Baseball Jokes)
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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
Washington Teacher Unions
- Which state does the most laundry?… Washington.
- What is the nautical chart of the Pacific Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve. (Top Baseball Jokes)
- What is the cleanest state?… Washington!
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What did the Pacific Ocean say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
- What’s the capital of Washington?… W.
Washington D.C. Teacher Unions
- Which state does the most laundry?… Washington.
- Where does the president send his dirty clothes?… To Wash-ington D.C.!
Wisconsin Teacher Unions
- What U.S. state is best at producing cheese?… Swiss-consin!
Wyoming Jokes (Top Wyoming High Schools & Colleges)
- What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Snake River!
- What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Snake River!
- Where do Wyoming fish keep their money?… In The Snake River banks.