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My Town Tutors loves a good laugh. Over the years we have acquired many jokes that are school appropriate. In fact we wrote a blog 409 School Jokes! Start Your Day with a Smile!
As Thanksgiving approaches, we wanted to share a few more with you. We hope you enjoy.
Since we established ourselves in the South Shore area, we would like to start with a joke from the Plymouth, Massachusetts area.

  1. If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship)
  2. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock!
  3. Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?… The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
  4. Sister: Mom wants you to help us fix Thanksgiving dinner.
    Brother: Why? Is it broken
  5. What sound does a turkey’s phone make?…Wing! Wing!
  6. What sound does a limping turkey make?…“Wobble, wobble!”
  7. Why can’t you take a turkey to church?…Because they use such FOWL language.
  8. Why did they let the turkey join the band?…Because he had the drumsticks.
  9. What key has legs and can’t open doors?… A turkey.
  10. What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?…The letter “g”!

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