- What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon!
- What’s the best day to go to the beach?… SUNDAY!
- What is a @NCTM math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer!
- Why do bananas use sunscreen?… Because they peel
- What do you call a french guy in sandals?… Phillipe Phloppe.
- When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon.
- What’s that new summer pirate movie rated?…It’s rated ARRRRRR!
- Which letter is the coolest?… Iced t.
- What do you call a cat at the beach?…. Sandy claws.
- What does the sun drink out of?… Sunglasses.
- What do sheep do on sunny days?… Have a baa-baa-cue.
- Why do golfers carry an extra pair of socks?… In case they get a hole in one.
- Why are gulls named seagulls?… If they were by the bay, they’d be bagels!
- Where does a ship go when it’s sick?… To the DOCK!
- What do you call witches who live on the beach?… Sandwitches!
- Why do fish swim in salt water?… Because pepper makes them sneeze!
- What do whales like to put on their toast?… Jellyfish!
- What did the beach say as the tide came in?… Long time no sea.
- Where does a fish go to borrow money?… The loan shark!
- What does a shark eat for dinner?… Fish and ships!
- What do you call a dog on the beach in the Summer?… A hot dog!.
- What’s black and white and read all over?… A sunburned zebra.
- What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer day?… Croak-o-cola.
- How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer?… They use bear conditioning!
- Why did the summer school teacher wear sunglasses?…. Because her class was so bright!
- How do bees get to summer school?… By school buzz!
- What do you call a snowman in July?… A puddle.
- How do you catch a monkey?… Climb a tree and act like a banana.
- What do you call a penguin in the desert?… Lost.
- Why did the dog stay in the shade?… It did not want to be a hotdog.
- The seaside resort we visited last summer was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back.
- What did the ocean say to the shore?… Nothing it just waved.
- What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer!
- What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland?… Summer!
- How do you prevent a Summer cold?… Catch it in the Winter!
- What did the sea do to the sand?… The sand blushed because the sea weed.
- What do cows wear in Hawaii?… Moo Moo’s.
- Where do cows go on their holidays?… Moo York.
- Italy got Hungary, Ate Turkey, Slipped on Greece, Broke China, Went shopping in Iceland, Got eaten by Wales!
- I just flew back from my holiday in Spain…. I bet your arms are tired.