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  1. What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon!
  2. What’s the best day to go to the beach?… SUNDAY!
  3. What is a @NCTM math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer!
  4. Why do bananas use sunscreen?… Because they peel
  5. What do you call a french guy in sandals?… Phillipe Phloppe.
  6. When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon.
  7. What’s that new summer pirate movie rated?…It’s rated ARRRRRR!
  8. Which letter is the coolest?… Iced t.
  9. What do you call a cat at the beach?…. Sandy claws.
  10. What does the sun drink out of?… Sunglasses.
  11. What do sheep do on sunny days?… Have a baa-baa-cue.
  12. Why do golfers carry an extra pair of socks?… In case they get a hole in one.
  13. Why are gulls named seagulls?… If they were by the bay, they’d be bagels!
  14. Where does a ship go when it’s sick?… To the DOCK!
  15. What do you call witches who live on the beach?… Sandwitches!
  16. Why do fish swim in salt water?… Because pepper makes them sneeze!
  17. What do whales like to put on their toast?… Jellyfish!
  18. What did the beach say as the tide came in?… Long time no sea.
  19. Where does a fish go to borrow money?… The loan shark!
  20. What does a shark eat for dinner?… Fish and ships!
  21. What do you call a dog on the beach in the Summer?… A hot dog!.
  22. What’s black and white and read all over?… A sunburned zebra.
  23. What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer day?… Croak-o-cola.
  24. How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer?… They use bear conditioning!
  25. Why did the summer school teacher wear sunglasses?…. Because her class was so bright!
  26. How do bees get to summer school?… By school buzz!
  27. What do you call a snowman in July?… A puddle.
  28. How do you catch a monkey?… Climb a tree and act like a banana.
  29. What do you call a penguin in the desert?… Lost.
  30. Why did the dog stay in the shade?… It did not want to be a hotdog.
  31. The seaside resort we visited last summer was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back.
  32. What did the ocean say to the shore?… Nothing it just waved.
  33. What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer!
  34. What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland?… Summer!
  35. How do you prevent a Summer cold?… Catch it in the Winter!
  36. What did the sea do to the sand?… The sand blushed because the sea weed.
  37. What do cows wear in Hawaii?… Moo Moo’s.
  38. Where do cows go on their holidays?… Moo York.
  39. Italy got Hungary, Ate Turkey, Slipped on Greece, Broke China, Went shopping in Iceland, Got eaten by Wales!
  40. I just flew back from my holiday in Spain…. I bet your arms are tired.