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  1. Where do sharks go to summer camp?… Finland! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
  2. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable experience at summer camp. (Top Fall Jokes)
  3. The seaside summer camp we visited last summer was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back.
  4. Why do the summer school teachers and summer camp instructors wear sunglasses?…. Because the students and campers are so bright! (Top Summer Jobs for Teachers)
  5. Why did the robot go on summer camp?… He needed to recharge his batteries.
  6. Why don’t mummies go on summer camp?… They’re afraid to relax and unwind! (Top 10 Mother’s Day Jokes)
  7. Where did the sheep go to summer camp?… The Baa-hamas! (Top Geography Jokes)
  8. What summer camp destination makes a pet bird sing for joy?… The Canary Islands!
  9. At summer camp, what did the lake say to the sailboat?… Nothing it just waved. (Top Geography Jokes)
  10. Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?… Because he already had a trunk!
  11. Teacher: Where did your sister go for summer camp? Student: Alaska.  Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Top Geography Jokes)
  12. Teacher: Please use the words “letter carrier” in a sentence. Student: Yes, ma’am. “My dad said that after seeing how many things my sister was bringing on to summer camp, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.”
  13. Where do goldfish go for summer camp?… Around the globe! (Top Geography Jokes)
  14. What do cows wear to summer camp in Hawaii?… Moo Moo’s. (Top Geography Jokes)
  15. Where do cows go for summer camp?… Moo York. (Top Geography Jokes)
  16. Where do eggs go for summer camp?… New Yolk City! (Top Geography Jokes)
  17. First dog: Where do fleas go for summer camp? Second dog: Search me!
  18. Where did Tarzan go on summer vacation?… Hollywood and Vine.
  19. Teacher: What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk? Student: An elephant. Teacher: No, a mouse going to summer camp.
  20. Where do ants go for summer camp?… Frants (Top Geography Jokes)
  1. When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon.
  2. What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon!
  3. What is a @NCTM math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Top Math Jokes)
  4. Which letter is the coolest?… Iced t. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z)
  5. Why do bananas use sunscreen?… Because they peel.
  6. What’s the best day to go to the beach?… SUN day!
  7. What does the sun drink out of?… SUN glasses.
  8. What did the beach say as the tide came in?… Long time no sea. (Top Geography Jokes)
  9. Where does a canoe go when it’s sick?… To the DOCK! (Canoe Jokes)
  10. What do you call witches who live on the beach?… Sandwitches! (Top Massachusetts Jokes)
  11. Why don’t oysters share their pearls?… Because they’re shellfish.
  12. Why do golfers at summer camp carry an extra pair of socks?… In case they get a hole in one. (Top Sports Jokes)
  13. Why are gulls named seagulls?… If they were by the bay, they’d be bagels!
  14. Why do fish swim in salt water?… Because pepper makes them sneeze!
  15. What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?… Show me your mussels.
  16. What do you call a fish with no eyes?… A fsh.
  17. What did the bread do on vacation?… It loafed around.
  18. What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?… It gets wet. (Top 10 Geography Jokes)
  19. What holds the sun up in the sky?… Sunbeams.
  20. What race is never run?… A swimming race.
  21. What does a bee do when it is hot?… He takes off his yellow jacket.
  22. How do you prevent a Summer cold?… Catch it in the Winter! (Top Winter Jokes)
  23. What do you call a cat at the beach?…. Sandy claws. (Top Christmas Jokes)
  24. What do you call a snowman in July?… A puddle. (Top Christmas Jokes)
  25. A Summer book never written: “Vacations Are So Expensive” by Seymour Foreles.
  26. What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer day?… Croak-o-cola.
  27. How do you catch a monkey?… Climb a tree and act like a banana.
  28. Why did the dog stay in the shade?… It did not want to be a hot dog.
  29. What did the ocean say to the shore?… Nothing it just waved. (Top Geography Jokes)
  30. First woman: My son came to visit for summer vacation. Second woman: How nice! Did you meet him at the airport? First woman: Oh, no. I’ve known him for years!
  31. Why did the man love his barbecue?… Because it was the grill of his dreams. (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
  32. What did the sea do to the sand?… The sand blushed because the sea weed. (Top Geography Jokes)
  33. What’s brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?… A coconut on vacation!
  34. What’s black and white and read all over?… A sunburned zebra.
  35. How do men exercise at the beach?… By sucking in their stomach every time they see a bikini.
  36. What do you call a penguin in the desert?… Lost. (Top Geography Jokes)
  37. Italy got Hungary, Ate Turkey, Slipped on Greece, Broke China, Went shopping in Iceland, Got eaten by Wales! (Top Geography Jokes)
  38. What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland?… Summer! (Top Geography Jokes)
  39. I just flew back from my holiday in Spain…. I bet your arms are tired. (Top Geography Jokes)
  40. Why is Big Bird big, yellow, and feathery? … Because if he was small, yellow, and nuggety he would be a corn on the cob!  (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  41. What type of shoe stops up drains?… A clog!
  42. What do you call a group a grizzlies cracking up together?… A BEARel of laughs! (Animal Jokes for Kids)
  43. What is a UPS worker’s favorite sport?… Boxing! (Top Boxing Jokes)
  44. What do people who love to brag on themselves carry their papers in?… A GLOATbook!
  45. What type of chair goes to wild concerts?… A rocking chair!
  46. What vegetable do you eat when you want to be very fast?… Hustle sprouts!
  47. What’s a livestock’s favorite math tool?… A COWculator! (Top Math Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
  48. What type of chair is good at yoga?… A folding chair!
  49. What soothes a sick stomach and gives you neck support at night?… A PILL-ow
  50. What time is it when people are throwing pieces of bread at your head?…  Time to DUCK!
  51. What is a builder’s favorite kind of paper?… Construction paper!
  52. Why couldn’t the farmer find his way out of the corn field?… He was in the middle of a maize! (Massachusetts Corn Mazes)
  53. Which medical professional likes to break things?… A DENTist!
  54. What do you call a cow who always takes your stuff?… A mooooocher! (Animal Jokes for Kids)
  55. What MTV show do bass fishermen watch?… The Reel World! (Top Fishing Jokes)
  56. What do you call a wild dog that you can’t find?… A WHEREwolf! (Top Halloween Jokes)
  57. How would you describe the views a peppermint gets while looking at the Blue Ridge Mountains?… Breath Taking!
  58. How are reciprocals like gymnasts?…They flip! (Top Math Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
  59. Who is Burt’s Bees wax’s roommate?… Ernie’s bees wax!
  60. What sport do people who listen to loud, deep music from their stereo play?… BASS Ball! (Top Baseball Jokes)
  61. Which island of the coast of Africa does Dale Ernhart Jr. like?… MadaNASCAR! (Top NASCAR Jokes)
  62. What happened to the gun at work?… He got FIRED!
  63. What happened to the pottery at work?… He got fired!
  64. Why was the light bulb cold?… He was in the shade!
  65. What part of your body says one thing but does another?… A HIP-ocrit!
  66. Why do Grizzlies break their pencils?… They BEAR down too heard!
  67. What salad topping do you find at ACE hardware?… Wrench Dressing!
  68. What happened when the master detective closed the door behind him?… He Sherlocked himself out!
  69. Why was the pig red?… He was out all day BACON in the sun!
  70. Which relative chimes at you every hour?… A Grandfather Clock!
  71. Why was the painter hot?… He put on an extra coat!
  72. What kind of hug straitens your teeth?… EmBRACES!
  73. What food preservation container is lost?… A TuperWHERE!
  74. What type of pirate testifies in court?…  An “Aye” “Aye” Witness! (Top Pirate Jokes)
  75. Which two months are dishonest?… FIBruary and JuLIE
  76. Which four months are cold?… Septmebrrrrrrrr, Octobrrrrrrrr, Novembrrrrrrr, and Decemberrrrrrrrr!
  77. Which coloring utensil makes you tired?… A craYAWN!