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4 Amazing Benefits of Summer Camps
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Summer Jokes for Kids & Summer Jokes
4 Amazing Benefits of Summer Camps
- Where do sharks go to summer camp?… Finland! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
- Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable experience at summer camp. (Top Fall Jokes)
- The seaside summer camp we visited last summer was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back.
- Why do the summer school teachers and summer camp instructors wear sunglasses?…. Because the students and campers are so bright! (Top Summer Jobs for Teachers)
- Why did the robot go on summer camp?… He needed to recharge his batteries.
- Why don’t mummies go on summer camp?… They’re afraid to relax and unwind! (Top 10 Mother’s Day Jokes)
- Where did the sheep go to summer camp?… The Baa-hamas! (Top Geography Jokes)
- What summer camp destination makes a pet bird sing for joy?… The Canary Islands!
- At summer camp, what did the lake say to the sailboat?… Nothing it just waved. (Top Geography Jokes)
- Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?… Because he already had a trunk!
- Teacher: Where did your sister go for summer camp? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Top Geography Jokes)
- Teacher: Please use the words “letter carrier” in a sentence. Student: Yes, ma’am. “My dad said that after seeing how many things my sister was bringing on to summer camp, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.”
- Where do goldfish go for summer camp?… Around the globe! (Top Geography Jokes)
- What do cows wear to summer camp in Hawaii?… Moo Moo’s. (Top Geography Jokes)
- Where do cows go for summer camp?… Moo York. (Top Geography Jokes)
- Where do eggs go for summer camp?… New Yolk City! (Top Geography Jokes)
- First dog: Where do fleas go for summer camp? Second dog: Search me!
- Where did Tarzan go on summer vacation?… Hollywood and Vine.
- Teacher: What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk? Student: An elephant. Teacher: No, a mouse going to summer camp.
- Where do ants go for summer camp?… Frants (Top Geography Jokes)
- When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon.
- What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon!
- What is a @NCTM math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Top Math Jokes)
- Which letter is the coolest?… Iced t. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z)
- Why do bananas use sunscreen?… Because they peel.
- What’s the best day to go to the beach?… SUN day!
- What does the sun drink out of?… SUN glasses.
- What did the beach say as the tide came in?… Long time no sea. (Top Geography Jokes)
- Where does a canoe go when it’s sick?… To the DOCK! (Canoe Jokes)
- What do you call witches who live on the beach?… Sandwitches! (Top Massachusetts Jokes)
- Why don’t oysters share their pearls?… Because they’re shellfish.
- Why do golfers at summer camp carry an extra pair of socks?… In case they get a hole in one. (Top Sports Jokes)
- Why are gulls named seagulls?… If they were by the bay, they’d be bagels!
- Why do fish swim in salt water?… Because pepper makes them sneeze!
- What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?… Show me your mussels.
- What do you call a fish with no eyes?… A fsh.
- What did the bread do on vacation?… It loafed around.
- What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?… It gets wet. (Top 10 Geography Jokes)
- What holds the sun up in the sky?… Sunbeams.
- What race is never run?… A swimming race.
- What does a bee do when it is hot?… He takes off his yellow jacket.
- How do you prevent a Summer cold?… Catch it in the Winter! (Top Winter Jokes)
- What do you call a cat at the beach?…. Sandy claws. (Top Christmas Jokes)
- What do you call a snowman in July?… A puddle. (Top Christmas Jokes)
- A Summer book never written: “Vacations Are So Expensive” by Seymour Foreles.
- What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer day?… Croak-o-cola.
- How do you catch a monkey?… Climb a tree and act like a banana.
- Why did the dog stay in the shade?… It did not want to be a hot dog.
- What did the ocean say to the shore?… Nothing it just waved. (Top Geography Jokes)
- First woman: My son came to visit for summer vacation. Second woman: How nice! Did you meet him at the airport? First woman: Oh, no. I’ve known him for years!
- Why did the man love his barbecue?… Because it was the grill of his dreams. (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
- What did the sea do to the sand?… The sand blushed because the sea weed. (Top Geography Jokes)
- What’s brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?… A coconut on vacation!
- What’s black and white and read all over?… A sunburned zebra.
- How do men exercise at the beach?… By sucking in their stomach every time they see a bikini.
- What do you call a penguin in the desert?… Lost. (Top Geography Jokes)
- Italy got Hungary, Ate Turkey, Slipped on Greece, Broke China, Went shopping in Iceland, Got eaten by Wales! (Top Geography Jokes)
- What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland?… Summer! (Top Geography Jokes)
- I just flew back from my holiday in Spain…. I bet your arms are tired. (Top Geography Jokes)
- Why is Big Bird big, yellow, and feathery? … Because if he was small, yellow, and nuggety he would be a corn on the cob! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
- What type of shoe stops up drains?… A clog!
- What do you call a group a grizzlies cracking up together?… A BEARel of laughs! (Animal Jokes for Kids)
- What is a UPS worker’s favorite sport?… Boxing! (Top Boxing Jokes)
- What do people who love to brag on themselves carry their papers in?… A GLOATbook!
- What type of chair goes to wild concerts?… A rocking chair!
- What vegetable do you eat when you want to be very fast?… Hustle sprouts!
- What’s a livestock’s favorite math tool?… A COWculator! (Top Math Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
- What type of chair is good at yoga?… A folding chair!
- What soothes a sick stomach and gives you neck support at night?… A PILL-ow
- What time is it when people are throwing pieces of bread at your head?… Time to DUCK!
- What is a builder’s favorite kind of paper?… Construction paper!
- Why couldn’t the farmer find his way out of the corn field?… He was in the middle of a maize! (Massachusetts Corn Mazes)
- Which medical professional likes to break things?… A DENTist!
- What do you call a cow who always takes your stuff?… A mooooocher! (Animal Jokes for Kids)
- What MTV show do bass fishermen watch?… The Reel World! (Top Fishing Jokes)
- What do you call a wild dog that you can’t find?… A WHEREwolf! (Top Halloween Jokes)
- How would you describe the views a peppermint gets while looking at the Blue Ridge Mountains?… Breath Taking!
- How are reciprocals like gymnasts?…They flip! (Top Math Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
- Who is Burt’s Bees wax’s roommate?… Ernie’s bees wax!
- What sport do people who listen to loud, deep music from their stereo play?… BASS Ball! (Top Baseball Jokes)
- Which island of the coast of Africa does Dale Ernhart Jr. like?… MadaNASCAR! (Top NASCAR Jokes)
- What happened to the gun at work?… He got FIRED!
- What happened to the pottery at work?… He got fired!
- Why was the light bulb cold?… He was in the shade!
- What part of your body says one thing but does another?… A HIP-ocrit!
- Why do Grizzlies break their pencils?… They BEAR down too heard!
- What salad topping do you find at ACE hardware?… Wrench Dressing!
- What happened when the master detective closed the door behind him?… He Sherlocked himself out!
- Why was the pig red?… He was out all day BACON in the sun!
- Which relative chimes at you every hour?… A Grandfather Clock!
- Why was the painter hot?… He put on an extra coat!
- What kind of hug straitens your teeth?… EmBRACES!
- What food preservation container is lost?… A TuperWHERE!
- What type of pirate testifies in court?… An “Aye” “Aye” Witness! (Top Pirate Jokes)
- Which two months are dishonest?… FIBruary and JuLIE
- Which four months are cold?… Septmebrrrrrrrr, Octobrrrrrrrr, Novembrrrrrrr, and Decemberrrrrrrrr!
- Which coloring utensil makes you tired?… A craYAWN!