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Spring Jokes

  1. What did the big flower say to the little one?… You’re really growing, bud!
  2. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Top Social Studies Jokes)
  3. Can February March? … No, but April May! (Jokes for Each Month)
  4. Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March!
  5. What bow can’t be tied?… A rainbow
  6. What flowers grow on faces?… Tulips (Two-lips)! (Top Biology Jokes)
  7. What goes up when the rain comes down?… An umbrella!
  8. What season is it when you are on a trampoline?… Spring-time! (Top Gymnastics Jokes)
  9. Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it! (Top April Fool’s Jokes)
  10. Why is the letter A like a spring flower?… A bee (B) comes after it!
  11. What’s the best day for monkey business?… The first of Ape-ril! (Top April Fool’s Jokes)
  12. What’s the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?… On one you’re thankful and on the other you’re prankful! (Top April Fool’s Jokes)
  13. What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?… Prankenstein! (Top April Fool’s Jokes)
  14. When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers! (Top April Fool’s Jokes)
  15. What did the summer say to the spring?… Help! I’m going to fall. (Top Summer JokesTop Fall Jokes)
  16. Can bees fly in the rain?… Not without their little yellow jackets!!
  17. What do you get when you plant kisses?… Tulips! (Top Biology Jokes)
  18. What falls but never gets hurt?… The rain! (Doctor Jokes)
  19. When do people start using their trampoline?… Spring-Time!
  20. Why are frogs so happy?… They eat whatever bugs them.
  21. What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?… Prankenstein!
  22. How excited was the gardener about spring? So excited he wet his plants.
  23. What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?… Lily!
  24. Why did the boy start a gardening business?… Because he wanted to rake in the cash!
  25. What kind of garden does a baker have?… A “flour” garden.
  26. What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?… EGG-plants!
  27. What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese Restaurant?… Hop Suey! (Top Easter Jokes)
  28. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?… Bugs Bunny
  29. Why did the farmer bury all his money?…. to make his soil rich!
  30. What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?… Two points just like everybody! (Top Basketball Jokes Top Easter Jokes)
  31. Spring Fever: Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, “Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper.” Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: “First Question: Which tire was flat?”
  32. What can be seen in the middle of the months ‘April’ and ‘March’, that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?… the letter “r.”
  33. Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?… He was trying to grow a water-melon.
  34. What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?… FOUL weather!