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Make sure your worst enemy doesn’t live between your own two ears.  Laird Hamilton
My Town Tutors will be listing 365 inspiring sports quotes. We hope you enjoy!


  1. “Don’t give up. Don’t ever give up.” Jim Valvano (Top 25 Jim Valvano Quotes & Top Basketball Jokes)
  2. “It’s not whether you get knocked down, it’s whether you get up.” Vince Lombardi (Top 50 Vince Lombardi Quotes & Top Football Jokes)
  3. “The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a person’s determination. Tommy Lasordo (Top Baseball Jokes)
  4. “A trophy carries dust. Memories last forever. Mary Lou Retton (Top Gymnastics Jokes)
  5. “If you fail to prepare, you’re prepared to fail. Mark Spitz (Top Swimming Jokes)
  6. “Football doesn’t build character, it reveals character. Marv Levy (Top NFL Football Jokes)
  7. “Set your goals high, and don’t stop till you get there. Bo Jackson (Top NFL Football Jokes)
  8. “One man practicing sportsmanship is far better than 50 preaching it. Vince Lombardi (Top 50 Vince Lombardi Quotes & Top Football Jokes)
  9. “It’s not the will to win that matters—everyone has that. It’s the will to prepare to win that matters. Bear Bryant (Top Football Jokes)
  10. “Age is no barrier. It’s a limitation you put on your mind. Jackie Joyner-Kersee (Top Track & Field Jokes)
  11. “Make sure your worst enemy doesn’t live between your own two ears. Laird Hamilton (Top 10 Surfing Jokes)
  12. “Champions keep playing until they get it right. Billie Jean King (Top Tennis Jokes)
  13. “The more difficult the victory, the greater the happiness in winning.” Pele(Top Soccer Jokes)
  14. “One man can be a crucial ingredient on a team, but one man cannot make a team. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (Top Basketball Jokes)
  15. “During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball. Mickey Mantle
  16. “Leadership, like coaching, is fighting for the hearts and souls of men and getting them to believe in you. Eddie Robinson
  17. “The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather in a lack of will.” (Top 10 Vince Lombardi Quotes)
  18. “The quality of a person’s life is in direct proportion to their commitment to excellence, regardless of their chosen field of endeavor.” (Top 10 Vince Lombardi Quotes)
  19. “The spirit, the will to win and the will to excel – these are the things that endure and these are the qualities that are so much more important than any of the events that occasion them.” (Top 10 Vince Lombardi Quotes)
  20. “….I firmly believe that any man’s finest hours – his greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear – is that moment when he has worked his heart out in good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle – victorious.” (Top 10 Vince Lombardi Quotes)
  21. “Winning is not a sometime thing…it’s an all the time thing. You don’t win once in a while…you don’t do the right thing once in a while…you do them right all the time. Winning is a habit.” (Top 10 Vince Lombardi Quotes)
  22. “The good Lord gave you a body that can stand most anything. It’s your mind you have to convince.” (Top 10 Vince Lombardi Quotes)
  23. “If you aren’t fired with enthusiasm, you’ll be fired with enthusiasm.” (Top 10 Vince Lombardi Quotes)
  24. “Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off of the goal.”(Top 10 Vince Lombardi Quotes)
  25. “It’s not whether you get knocked down, it’s whether you get up.”(Top 10 Vince Lombardi Quotes)
  26. “The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.” (Top 10 Vince Lombardi Quotes)

  1. “Why shouldn’t I milk it? We’re an agricultural institution.” (after all his endorsement offers after North Carolina State won the NCAA Tournament)
  2. “No matter what business you’re in, you can’t run in place or someone will pass you by. It doesn’t matter how many games you’ve won.
  3. “We win or the alumni bash in our teeth.” (explaining the dental plan at North Carolina State)
  4. “We have a very intelligent team. I’ve had clubs that when you tell a guy to go back door, he leaves the gym. Or you tell the team you’re going to have a closed practice and eight guys don’t show up.”
  5. “Cancer can take away all of my physical abilities. It cannot touch my mind, it cannot touch my heart, and it cannot touch my soul.”


10. “I asked a ref if he could give me a technical foul for thinking bad things about him. He said, of course not. I said, well, I think you stink. And he gave me a technical. You can’t trust em.”
9. “I made a ridiculous statement when I first went to North Carolina State. I said I know basketball down there was like life or death. It was very wrong. It’s more important.”
8. “There are 86,400 seconds in a day. It’s up to you to decide what to do with them.”
7. “Be a dreamer. If you don’t know how to dream, you’re dead.”
6. “If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that’s a full day. That’s a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you’re going to have something special.”
5. “It’s so important to know where you are.”
4. “I will thank God for the day and the moment I have.”
3. “I just got one last thing, I urge all of you, all of you, to enjoy your life, the precious moments you have. To spend each day with some laughter and some thought, to get you’re emotions going.”
2.“My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.”