School Jokes: Jokes for all grades

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  1. 180 School Jokes
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School Jokes: December Jokes

December Jokes: What is the difference between the alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?…The Christmas alphabet has no L (noel).  (Does Spelling REALLY matter?)
School Jokes: Snow Day Jokes: What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell. (Top Elementary School Jokes)
December 24th: School Jokes: Christmas Eve Jokes
December 25th: School Jokes: Christmas Jokes: If an athlete gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?…Missile Toe. (Top Astronomy Jokes)
December 31st: School Jokes: New Year’s Eve Jokes: What song does a vampire sing on New Year’s Eve?… Auld FANG Syne! (101 Halloween Jokes)

School Jokes: January Jokes

January 1st: School Jokes: New Year’s Day Jokes for Kids: What does the Easter Bunny say on New Year’s Day?…. Hoppy New Year! (Top Easter Jokes)
Presidential Election Jokes: What is the most popular college during election season?… The Electoral College. (Electoral College from Highest to Lowest)
Jokes for the Last Day of School: A book never written: “The Last Day of School?” by Wendy Belring (Top K-12 Jokes)
Summer School Jokes: Why did the M&M go to summer school?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie! (Candy Jokes for Kids)
180 School Jokes: If the #2 pencil is the most popular in schools, why isn’t it #1? (180 School JokesPencil Jokes for Kids)

U.S. History Jokes for Teachers

Kindergarten Jokes: What’s the best place to grow flowers in school?… In the kindergarden. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z)

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Presidential Election Jokes: What might an older candidate need if elected?… Presidentures! (Top President’s Day Jokes)
Top Geography Jokes: What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of Mount Everest?… A high-pot-in-use. (Top Math Jokes of All-TimeWorld Geography Jokes)
Revolutionary War Jokes: What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (4th of July Jokes)
Civil War Jokes: Why didn’t the Confederate soldier want to go to the baseball game?… He heard the Yankees were playing. (Top Baseball Jokes)

Science Jokes for Teachers & STEM Jokes for Teachers

Biology Jokes: A lonely frog, desparate for some form of company telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.” The frog is thrilled and says, “This is great! Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?” “No” says the psychic, “in a Biology class.” (Biology Jokes for Teachers)

Top Chemistry Jokes: Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?… Because it’s basic material.
Top Physics Jokes: Why can’t you trust an atom?… They make up everything

Elementary School Jokes: Why is 6 afraid of 7?… Because 7 8 (ate) 9.(Elementary Math Jokes)

Principal Jokes: Why did the clock go to the principal’s office?… For tocking too much!

Math Jokes

Algebra Jokes

Pi Day Jokes: 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Top Pirate Jokes)