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  1. What did one American flag say to the other flag?….. Nothing. It just waved!
  2. Where did General Patton put his armies?… In his sleevies!
  3. What ghost haunted King George III?… The spirit of ‘76!
  4. What’s red, white and blue?… Our flag, of course. And a sad candy cane! (Top Christmas Jokes)
  5. What do you call an American World War II soldier who draws cartoons?…Yankee Doodler.
  6. My great-grandfather fought with the French in World War II, …. Your relatives couldn’t get along with anyone, could they?
  7. What are the two main rules in the Army?… 1. The commanding officer is always right. 2. If the commanding officer is not right, see #1
  8. “If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn’t have declared their independence from it.” Stephen Colbert