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Funny Jokes for Each MonthJokes for Kids A – Z

Jokes for ALL GradesSchool Jokes by Subject

  1. Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?It’s a little meteor! (Top Geography Jokes)
  2. After his first meal on the moon, the 22nd century astronaut said the food was good but the place lacked atmosphere.
  3. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?… Because it was full! (Full Moon Jokes)
  4. How does the man in the moon cut his hair?… Eclipse it. (Full Moon Jokes)
  5. What kind of songs do the planets like to sing?Nep-tunes!
  6. What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?… The moon. (Full Moon Jokes)
  7. What does Michael Jackson have in common with the NASA?… It’s been decades since their first moon walk. (Full Moon Jokes)
  8. When do astronauts have lunch?… At launch time.
  9. My sibling kept asking me about the orbits of planets and the amount of area swept in any given time. I had to ask him: “Am I my brother’s Kepler?”
  10. What is Avogadro teaching his astronomy class about?… The molar system! (Chemistry Jokes)
  11. Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Full Moon Jokes)
  12. Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke?… It was too Sirius! (Top Dog Jokes)
  13. Which part of the universe did Avogadro like to study?… the Molkey Way! (Chemistry Jokes)
  14. “There’s just one thing I can promise you about the outer space program – your tax dollar will go further.” Wernher von Braun
  15. Why is an astronaut like a football player?… They both want touchdowns! (365 Sports JokesTop Football Jokes)