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- Why did Saint Nicholas adopt the nickname of St. Nick?… No L.
- What did Saint Patrick say when he drove all the snakes out of Ireland?… “Everyone got seat belts on back there?”
- Seeing how it’s saint Patrick’s day there is only one band you should listen to… Green Day.
- If Cincinnati Bengals say ‘who dey’ and New Orleans saints say ‘who dat’, what does the Washington football team say?… New name,who dis?
- Why did Saint Peter call a podiatrist?… Because something was wrong with Heaven’s gait.
- Saint McDonald’s church of the holy… They have some of the best fryers is the world.
- Did you hear about a saint who trains animals?… He taught his dog to heal.
- Go to the dog shelter for a dog and you are a Saint…. Go to the women’s shelter for a new girlfriend and everyone loses their mind!!
- Who was the worst Saint?… Saint Anic.
- Am I the only one dying our kids’ food green this Saint Patrick’s Day… to acclimate them to eating expired foods a month from now in quarantine?
- Who is the patron saint of Pizza and Bread?… Jesus Crust.
- My girlfriend has the face of a saint… It’s a pity it’s St Bernard.
- My boyfriend has the face of a saint… It’s a pity it’s St Bernard.
- Who is the sweetest Saint in history?… St. Rawberry.