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Top Earth Day Quotes & Earth Day Jokes for Kids

  1. What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?… Nothing, it just waved!
  2. What has no beginning, end or middle & touches every continent?… The Ocean.
  3. Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
  4. Which fish is the most famous in the ocean?… The star fish! (Top Animal Jokes for Kids)
  5. Do you know where fishes work?… The Offish! (Top Animal Jokes for Kids)
  6. What did the beach say to the wave?… “Long tide, no sea.”
  7. Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?… Because they spend years at C! (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
  8. Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?… All the sailors were marooned.
  9. Where does a killer whale go for braces?… The orca-dontist. (Dentist Jokes for Kids)
  10. What is the strongest creature in the ocean?… A mussel! (Sports Jokes for Kids)
  11. What is the best way to communicate with a fish?… Drop it a line!
  12. Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?… Pier pressure.
  13. What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?… It gets wet.
  14. What did Cinderella wear when she went swimming in the ocean?… Glass flippers!
  15. What did one wave say to the other wave?… Nothing. It just waved.
  16. What did one tidepool say to the other tidepool?… Show me your mussels. (Sports Jokes for Kids)
  17. Why don’t oysters give to charity?… Because they’re shellfish!
  18. Which bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?… Christopher ColumBUS.
  19. Have you heard about the restaurant that caters only to dolphins?… It only has 1 customer, but at least it serves a porpoise.
  20. What does seaweed say when it’s stuck at the bottom of the sea?… “Kelp! Kelp!”
  21. Why are seabirds so lucky in love?… Because one good tern always deserves another.
  22. What happens when you throw a red rock in the Black Sea?… It sinks to the bottom.
  23. What happened to the shark that swallowed a bunch of keys?…It got lockjaw. (Shark Jokes for Kids)
  24. What did the shark plead in the murder case?…Not gill-ty. (Shark Jokes for Kids)
  25. Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?… Because they dropped out of school.
  26. Where do crabs & lobsters catch their trains?… Kings Crustacean.
  27. What puts the white lines on the ocean?… An ocean liner.


  1. What do you call a big fish that makes you an offer you can’t refuse?…The Codfather.
  2. Why did the lobster blush?… Because the sea weed.
  3. What does a mermaid wear to maths lessons?… An algae-bra
  4. Why did the algae & the fungus get married?… They took a lichen to each other (although, unfortunately, their marriage is now on the rocks)
  5. What is a cetacean’s favorite TV show?… Whale of fortune.
  6. Where do shellfish go to borrow money?… The prawn broker.
  7. What is a blue whale’s favorite James Bond Film?… Licence to Krill.
  8. Where does seaweed look for a job?… In the ‘Kelp-wanted’ ads.
  9. A salmon walks into a vegetarian restaurant and the waiter says, “Sorry, we don’t serve fish.”
  10. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?… A nervous wreck.
  11. Where do you calculate the mass of a cetacean?… At a Whale-Weigh Station.
  12. Algae A (to Algae B): “How are things?”Algae B: “Good thanks; business is blooming.”
  13. Why does the mermaid wear seashells?…Because she grew out of her B-shells.
  14. Why did the seawater keep walking around in circles?… Because it was gyred.
  15. What did one flat-fish parasite say to the other at the end of their date?… “Your plaice or mine?”
  16. How can you amplify a pirate’s DNA?… PC Arghhh.