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The following was taken from 101 Mole Day Jokes!

1. What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together.
2. Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?… He was only tense to the 23rd!
3. How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills
4. Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?… It’s mole-itically incorrect
5. What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together?… A chocolate Moledt
6. What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?… Watermolens
7. How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?… Avocados number!
8. If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?… A mole of molasses!
9. What element do moles love to study in chemistry?… Molybdenum
10. Avogadro loved to watch MASH. Which character did he like most?… Father Molecahy
11. What’s the mole’s favorite college football team?… The Florida State Semimoles
12. What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?… Marsh-mole-ows!
13. How does Avogadro write to his friends?… By e-mole!
14. What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?… A one molar solution.
15. What did Avogadro collect at the seashore?… mole-uscs
16. Why is Avogadro so rich?… He’s a multi-mole-ionare!
17. What did Avogadro call his church services?… Molar Mass
18. Why was there only one Avogadro?… When they made him, they broke the Moled
19. What kept Avogadro in bed for two months?… Moleonucleosis
20. What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?… A bunch of Moleasses
21. What line from Shakespeare do high school moles have to memorize?… “To mole or not to mole, this is the question.”
22. What did Avogadro invent for his wife to use as a night cream?… Oil of Molay
23. Why is Avogadro in love with Cindy Crawford?… She’s his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).
24. What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his party?… The mole the merrier!
25. What are the moles’ favorite line from the Wizard of Oz?… “I’m mole-ting, i’m mole-ting.”
26. What is a mole’s favorite television show?… Molerose place
27. What is Avogadro’s favorite day of the week?… Moleday
28. How would you describe a stinky chemist? … Mole-odorous
29. What kind of test do student moles like best?… Mole-tiple choice.
30. What is Avogadro’s favorite kind of music?… Rock ‘N’ Mole
31. What happens when a mole bites a dog?… He becomes Moleicious!
32. What are mammoles?… Four-legged animoles!
33. Why cant Avogadro have pets?… Because he will mole them.
34. Why does the chemist like going to the zoo?… To see the animoles.
35. What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?… Moletiplication
36. Why was there only one Avogadro?… When they made him, they broke the Moled
37. What was Avogadro’s favorite Native American tribe?… The Molehawks
38. Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?… One of his molars.
39. Who is the the mole’s favorite actor?… Mole Gibson
40. What is the mole’s favorite tv show?… Mole-eesha
41. Why are moles bad at counting?… Because they only know one number.
42. What’s the mole’s favorite brand of soda?… Coca-Mola.
43. What’s the mole’s favorite Disney Movie?… The Little Molemaid
44. Why do moles love music from the 60’s?… Because of Moletown
45. Why are moles always on the phone?… Because they love moleble devices.
46. Why do moles love Tyra Banks?… Because she’s on America’s Next Top Moledel
47. What was Avogadro dressed as when he went to the masquerade ball?… an avacado
48. What was Avogadro full of?… Molar energy or 6 × 10²³ particles
49. Why are moles always eating?… Because they’re molenourished.
50. How did Avogadro get through the desert?… on a camole
51. What did Avogadro give his ex-wife every month?… Alimoley
52. What did Avogadro have on his pancakes?… moleasses
53. On which American mountain was Avogadro’s face carved in stone?… Mount Rushmole
54. What song did Avogadro’s family sing on New Year’s Eve?… “Mole Lang Syne”
55. Where did Avogadro send his CARE packages?… Moleasia
56. What was Avogadro’s favorite board game?… Moleoply
57. Who was Avogadro’s favorite singing group?… The Moleing Stones
58. Who was Avogadro’s favorite composer?… Moles art
59. How would you have described Avogadro’s room while he was a teenager?… a Molar Mess
60. What was Avogadro’s best day in golf?… when he got a mole-in-one
61. How did Avogadro send a secret message with his walkie-talkie?… He used Molse Code
62. What is Avogadro teaching his astronomy class about?… the molar system
63. How did Avogadro help his team win the soccer playoffs?… he scored the winning mole
64. What was Avogadro’s favorite drink?… Moleson Golden Ale
65. Why did people say Avogadro was lazy?… They said he was slow as moleasses
66. What is Avogadro’s favorite chocolate bar?… moletd chocolate
67. What religion did Avogadro belong to?… Molslem
68. What was the mad bomber’s favorite drink?… Moletev cocktail
69. Where did Mrs. Avogadro do her shopping?… In a shopping mole
70. What are moles made of?… molecules
71. Which team lost the World Series in 1982?… the Molewaukee Brewers
72. What do you sue to flatten hot asphalt?… a steam moler
73. What do chemists do in a math class?… moletiply
74. Which part of the universe did Avogadro like to study?… the Molkey Way
75. What happened to Avogadro when he had to drive over a bridge?… he had to pay at the molegate!