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Funny Jokes for Each Month / Jokes for Kids A – Z / Sports Jokes A-Z
- 180 School Jokes Start Your Day with a Smile (2017: Top 10 Page)
- Pi Day Jokes: 101 Pi Day Jokes for Math Teachers (2017: Top 10 Page)
- Top Baseball Jokes: Baseball Jokes for Kids (2017: Top 10 Page)
- Basketball Jokes: Top Basketball Jokes (2017: Top 10 Page)
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- Did you hear about the marathon runner who ran for three hours but only moved two feet?… He only had two feet! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
- Did you hear about the marathon race between the lettuce and the tomato?… The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato was trying to “ketchup”!
- If marathon runners get athlete’s foot what do astronauts get?… Mistletoe? (Top Christmas Jokes)
- Who is the fastest runner of all time?… Adam, because he came first in the human race! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
- What do marathon runners do when they forget something?… They jog their memory. (Psychology Memory Lessons)
- How do you know you’re a dedicated runner?… When your treadmill has more miles on it than your car.
- How do you know when you’ve married a running enthusiast?… When you have more running clothes than regular clothes in your laundry pile.
- What do you get when you run in front of a car?… TIRED (NASCAR Jokes)
- What do you get when you run behind a car?… EXHAUSTED (NASCAR Jokes)
- Why can’t you take a nap during a marathon race?… Because if you snooze, you loose!
- What does a runner drink when she is in last place?… Ketchup.
- What kind of running shoes are made from banana skins?… Slippers.
- If twenty monkeys run after one banana, what time is it?… Twenty after one!
- What do you call a free treadmill?… Outside.
- Why do dogs run in circles?… Because its hard to run in squares!
- Why do marathon runners go jogging early in the morning?… They want to finish before their brain figures out what they’re doing.
- Why did the vegetarians stop running cross country?… They didn’t like meets! (Track Jokes)
- What race is never run?… A swimming race. (Swimming Jokes)
- What do a dentist and a track coach have in common?… They both use drills! (Dentist Jokes)