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- What’s the difference between a hockey game and a boxing match?… In a hockey game, the fights are real. (Top Boxing Jokes)
- What the best way to get a hockey player into a bank?… Offer free checking.
What do a bad hockey team (insert name) and the Titanic have in common?… They both look good until they hit the ice!
- Why do Frozen Four players never sweat?… They have too many fans!
- Where is the best place to shop for a hockey shirt?… New Jersey.
- What do a hockey player and a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks!
- How a does hockey player kiss?… He puckers up. (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Which Frozen Four goalie can jump higher than a crossbar?… All of them, a crossbar can’t jump!
- What do you give a hockey player when he demands money?… A check.
- What is the hardest foot to buy a hockey skate for?… A square foot.
How do you know a leper is playing ice hockey?… There’s a ‘face-off’ in the corner.