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  1. What’s the difference between a hockey game and a boxing match?… In a hockey game, the fights are real. (Top Boxing Jokes)
  2. What the best way to get a hockey player into a bank?… Offer free checking.
  3. What do a bad hockey team (insert name) and the Titanic have in common?… They both look good until they hit the ice!
  4. Why do Frozen Four players never sweat?… They have too many fans!
  5. Where is the best place to shop for a hockey shirt?… New Jersey.
  6. What do a hockey player and a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks!
  7. How a does hockey player kiss?… He puckers up. (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  8. Which Frozen Four goalie can jump higher than a crossbar?… All of them, a crossbar can’t jump!
  9. What do you give a hockey player when he demands money?… A check.
  10. What is the hardest foot to buy a hockey skate for?… A square foot.
  11. How do you know a leper is playing ice hockey?… There’s a ‘face-off’ in the corner.