Easter Jokes: Funny Easter Jokes for Kids

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1. What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?… Two points, just like anyone else. (Top Basketball Jokes)
2. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? … It might crack up! (Top Psychology Jokes)
3. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? … A receding “hareline.”
4. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? … Bugs Bunny.
5. How is the Easter Bunny like LeBron James? … They’re both famous for stuffing baskets! (Top Basketball Jokes)
6. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? … 14 carrot gold.
7. What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? … Join the Hare Force. (Veterans Day Jokes)
8. What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime? … One with a “hoppy” ending. (Book Jokes)
9. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite Story? … A Cotton Tale. (Book Jokes)
10. Why did the egg go to the baseball game? … For the egg-stra innings! (Top Baseball Jokes: Baseball Jokes for Kids)
11. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital? … Albunny, New York! (Top U.S. Geography Jokes)
12. What do you call an egg from outer space? … An “Egg-stra terrestial.” (Top Astronomy Jokes)
13. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? … Napoleon Bunnyparte!
14. What did the Easter Bunny tweet on New Year’s Day? … Hoppy New Year. (Top New Year’s Day Jokes)
15. Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
16. How can you find the Easter bunny?… Eggs (x) marks the spot.
17. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? … He was having a bad hare day!
18. What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? ….One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny! (Top Psychology Jokes)
19. Why did the Easter egg hide? … He was a little chicken!
20. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?… It has four rabbits’ feet!
21. What do you call a bunny with a large brain? … Egghead! (Top Psychology Jokes
22. How do you make a rabbit stew? … Make it wait for three hours!
23. What did the gray rabbit say to the blue rabbit?… Cheer up!
24. What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM?… The Easter Elephant.
25. How are rabbits like calculators? … They both multiply really fast. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
26. How do you get letter to a bunny? … Hare mail.
27. What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter? … Tired.
28. Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost? … Make a noise like a carrot; he’ll find you.
29. How do bunnies stay healthy? … Eggercise!
30. Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? … From Eggplants.
31. Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? … She had to call an eggs-terminator!
32. Why was the little girl sad after the race? … Because an egg beater! (Track & Field Jokes)
33. What day does an Easter egg hate the most? … Fry-days.
34. Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night? … They don’t want to get “beat up”
35. Why couldn’t the Easter egg family watch T.V.? … Because their cable was scrambled.
36. What do you get when you cross a rabbits foot with poison ivy? … a rash of good luck.
37. What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants? … A smarty pants. (Book Jokes)
38. What do you call Easter when you are hopping around? … Hoppy Easter!
39. What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? … He cracked up.
40. What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? … Egg-zosted!
41. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? … With a hare dryer!
42. Why are people always tired in April? … Because they just finished a march. (April Jokes)
43. Why was the Easter Bunny arrested? … He was charged with Hare-assment!
44. What do ducks have for lunch? … Soup and quackers!
45. Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered? … Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric)
46. Where does Valentine’s Day comes after Easter? … In the dictionary. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
47. Do you know how bunnies stay in shape? … Hareobics.
48. How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter? … Hoppy Easter!
49. Why did the magician have to cancel his show? … He’d just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
50. What type of movie is about water fowl? … A duckumentary.
51. What is the end of Easter? … The letter R.
52. What do you call a duck that just doesn’t fit in? … Mallardjusted.
53. Why is the letter A like a flower? … A bee comes after it
54. What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? … They lived hoppily ever after!
55. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? … Basket-ball, of course! (Top Basketball Jokes)
56. Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? … To a re-tail store! (Black Friday Jokes)
57. Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? … Rabbit De Niro!
58. What kind of jokes do eggs tell? … Egg yolks!
59. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? … An Easter basket case!
60. Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? … It’s a tender tail!
61. What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear? … You need an eggsplanation!
62. What sport are the eggs good at? … Running!
63. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? … Hop suey!
64. Why was the father Easter egg so strict? … He was hard-boiled.
65. Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine? … John HOPkins
66. What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg? … You’re “Egg-stra special.”What does the Easter Bunny get for a shot in the basket from “down town?” … 3 points, just like Larry Bird! (Top Basketball Jokes)
67. How does the Easter bunny paint all the Easter eggs?… She hires Santa’s elves during off-season. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)