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  1. What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?… a thesaurus.
  2. What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ?… Jurassic Pork!
  3. What is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?… Comet.
  4. What do you call a dinosaur that’s a noisy sleeper?… A Bronto-snorus.
  5. What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal?… Dino- score!
  6. Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?… Because they can’t afford new ones!
  7. What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident?… Tyrannasaurus wreck!
  8. How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?… Tea Rex?
  9. What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?… Try Sara’s Tops
  10. What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have?… Baby Dinosaurs.
  11. Who makes dinosaur clothes?… dino-sewer.
  12. Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?… The chicken hadn’t evolved yet!
  13. Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay?… Anywhere he wants to.
  14. What do you call a dinosaur that eats it’s vegetables?… A.brocileasoarus
  15. Which dinosaur slept all day ?… The dino-snore!