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- “I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year.” Victor Borge
- What does a clock do when it’s hungry?… It goes back for seconds!
- Why didn’t the clock work?… It needed a hand.
- At what time does a duck wake up?… At the quack of dawn.
- How do you know if your clock is crazy?… It goes “cuckoo”!
- Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?… Because she wanted to see time fly.
- If a basketball team were chasing a baseball team, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05) (Top March Madness Jokes / Top Baseball Jokes / Top Basketball Jokes)
- When does a clock strike thirteen?… When it’s broken!
- What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?…Ten to one!
- What time is it when you find an elephant in your car?… Time to get a new car!
- Why did the girl sit on a clock?… To be on time!
- Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?… It always went back four seconds!
- Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?… They had just finished a March of 31 days! (Top April Fool’s Day Jokes)
- What is a frog’s favorite year?… Leap year! (Top Leap Year Jokes)
- Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days?… Because all the others are weak-days!
- What animal keeps the best time?… A watch dog!
- What is the shortest month?… May, because it has only 3 letters!
- How many months have 28 days?… All of them!
- How does a witch tell time?… With a witch watch!)
- I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
- What day do potatoes hate the most?… Fry-day!
- What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?… Time to get a new watch!
- What did the thief who stole a calendar get?… Twelve months!
- If a baseballteam were chasing a basketbal team, what time would it be?… Nine after five. (5:09) (Top March Madness Jokes / Top Baseball Jokes / Top Basketball Jokes)