- “I’ll hook up with you this Cinco de Mayo if you can refrain from calling me a hot tamale.”
- “After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham and rye.” – Professional golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez
- “This Cinco de Mayo, let’s party like Mexican rock stars if they existed.”
- “Contrary to popular belief, Cinco de Mayo is Spanish for ‘the fifth of May’ and not ‘chug, chug, chug.’ Anyway, salud!”
- “I’m not above using obscure Mexican battles to justify my drinking.”
- “Let’s all wear sombreros and get drunk in celebration of Cinco de Mayo, even though we are American and have no idea what Cinco de Mayo is.”
- “Is it really necessary to adopt another country’s holiday just to have an excuse to drink tequila? You don’t need one the other 364 days of the year.”
- “May Iron Man 3 inspire you to drink super heroically this Cinco de Mayo.”
- “Cinco de Mayo makes me long for a world in which all holidays are conveniently named after the dates on which they fall.”
- “Sorry I wished you a Happy Cinco de Mayo not knowing you’re Dominican or Honduran or that that makes a difference.”
