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101 Mole Day Jokes
Top 50 Mole Day Jokes

1. What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together.
2. Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?… He was only tense to the 23rd!
3. How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills
4. Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?… It’s mole-itically incorrect
5. What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together?… A chocolate Moledt
6. What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?… Watermolens
7. How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?… Avocados number!
8. If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?… A mole of molasses!
9. What element do moles love to study in chemistry?… Molybdenum
10. Avogadro loved to watch MASH. Which character did he like most?… Father Molecahy
11. What’s the mole’s favorite college football team?… The Florida State Semimoles
12. What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?… Marsh-mole-ows!
13. How does Avogadro write to his friends?… By e-mole!
14. What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?… A one molar solution.
15. What did Avogadro collect at the seashore?… mole-uscs
16. Why is Avogadro so rich?… He’s a multi-mole-ionare!
17. What did Avogadro call his church services?… Molar Mass
18. Why was there only one Avogadro?… When they made him, they broke the Moled
19. What kept Avogadro in bed for two months?… Moleonucleosis
20. What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?… A bunch of Moleasses
21. What line from Shakespeare do high school moles have to memorize?… “To mole or not to mole, this is the question.”
22. What did Avogadro invent for his wife to use as a night cream?… Oil of Molay
23. Why is Avogadro in love with Cindy Crawford?… She’s his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).
24. What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his party?… The mole the merrier!
25. What is a mole’s favorite television show?… Molerose place
26. What is Avogadro’s favorite day of the week?… Moleday
27. How would you describe a stinky chemist? … Mole-odorous
28. What kind of test do student moles like best?… Mole-tiple choice.
29. What is Avogadro’s favorite kind of music?… Rock ‘N’ Mole
30. What happens when a mole bites a dog?… He becomes Moleicious!
31. What are mammoles?… Four-legged animoles!
32. Why cant Avogadro have pets?… Because he will mole them.
33. Why does the chemist like going to the zoo?… To see the animoles.
34. What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?… Moletiplication
35. Why was there only one Avogadro?… When they made him, they broke the Moled
36. What was Avogadro’s favorite Native American tribe?… The Molehawks
37. Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?… One of his molars.
38. Who is the the mole’s favorite actor? Mole Gibson
39. Who is the mole’s favorite rapper? Mole-ja Boy
40. What is the mole’s favorite tv show? Mole-eesha
41. Why are moles bad at counting? Because they only know one number.
42. What’s the mole’s favorite brand of soda? Coca-Mola.
43. What’s the mole’s favorite Disney Movie? The Little Molemaid
44. What is the mole’s favorite Britney Spears song? Gimme Mole
45. Why do moles love music from the 60′s? Because of Moletown
46. Why are moles always on the phone? Because they love moleble devices.
47. Why do moles love Tyra Banks? Because she’s on America’s Next Top Moledel
48. Why don’t moles like Rod Stewart? Because he’s a wannabe Barry Manimole
49. What are the moles’ favorite line from the Wizard of Oz? “I’m mole-ting, i’m mole-ting.”
50. Why are moles always eating?… Because they’re molenourished.
51. What did Avogadro give his ex-wife every month?… Alimoley
52. What did Avogadro have on his pancakes?… moleasses
53. On which American mountain was Avogadro’s face carved in stone?… Mount Rushmole
54. What song did Avogadro’s family sing on New Year’s Eve?… “Mole Lang Syne”
55. Where did Avogadro send his CARE packages?… Moleasia
56. What was Avogadro’s favorite board game?… Moleoply
57. Who was Avogadro’s favorite singing group?… The Moleing Stones
58. Who was Avogadro’s favorite composer?… Moles art
59. How would you have described Avogadro’s room while he was a teenager?… a Molar Mess
60. What did Avogadro put into the pockets of his tweed suit?… moleth balls
61. Can you name two movies that Avogadro really liked?… Mole Miner’s Daughter and Moleby Dick
62. What was Avogadro’s best day in golf?… when he got a mole-in-one
63. How did Avogadro send a secret message with his walkie-talkie?… He used Molse Code
64. Which Walt Disney characters was Avogadro fond of?… Mickey and Minnie Mole
65. What is Avogadro teaching his astronomy class about?… the molar system
66. How did Avogadro help his team win the soccer playoffs?… he scored the winning mole
67. What was Avogadro’s favorite drink?… Moleson Golden Ale
68. Why did people say Avogadro was lazy?… They said he was slow as moleasses
69. What is Avogadro’s favorite chocolate bar?… moletd chocolate
70. What religion did Avogadro belong to?… Molslem
71. What did Avogadro’s bird do when it was time for him to send his feathers?… it moleted
72. What was the mad bomber’s favorite drink?… Moletev cocktail
73. Where did Mrs. Avogadro do her shopping?… In a shopping mole
74. What are moles made of?… molecules
75. Which team lost the World Series in 1982?… the Molewaukee Brewers
76. What brand of cigarettes did Avogadro smoke?… DuMoleix
77. What do you sue to flatten hot asphalt?… a steam moler
78. How did Avogadro get through the desert?… on a camole
79. What do chemists do in a math class?… moletiply
80. Which part of the universe did Avogadro like to study?… the Molkey Way
81. How much money did Avogadro make from being a chemist?… enough to make him into a moleionnaire
82. What is Avogadro’s favorite sport?… lawn moles
83. What is Avogadro’s favorite drink?… coca-molar
84. What happened to Avogadro when he had to drive over a bridge?… he had to pay at the molegate!
85. What area did Avogadro explore?… The South Mole
86. What were Avogadro’s houses made of?… Moleskin
87. Where does Avogadro plant his trees?… moles in the ground.
88. What was Avogadro’s best subject?… Mass
89. What was Avogadro dressed as when he went to the masquerade ball?… an avacado
90. What was the problem Avogadro had with his shoes?… He wore the moles out too quickly!
91. At what time was Avogadro at his romantic best?… on mole-lit nights
92. What scientist was a member of the pig family?… Neils Bohr
93. What is Avogadro’s favorite character… Masswell Smart
94. What was Avogadro full of?… Molar energy or 6 × 10²³ particles
95. What’s the mole’s favorite Disney Channel movie?… Mole-aweentown
96. Where do students graduate?… at moleage
97. Where did Avogadro go sailing?… Mole ucc Strait
98. Why don’t moles like teenage actresses?… Because Lindsay Molehan gives them a bad reputation.
99. What did Avogadro do when he lost his job?.. he joined the mole queue.
100. How do moles finance their homes?… With a molergage!
101. What are Avogadro’s favorite places?… Moldend, Massachusetts

1. Mole Day Dictionary: Demoleition: The destruction which moles bring about in your yard.
2. Mole Day Dictionary: Dismole: being gloomy on Mole Day
3. Mole Day Dictionary: Imoleble: anything that does not have to do with a mole
4. Mole Day Dictionary: Mol: the symbol for mole
5. Mole Day Dictionary: Mole-mole: a mole double agent
6. Mole Day Dictionary: Molearchy: government in which moles are in complete control; under this government Mole Day is celebrated three times a year and chemistry is the only scientific subject taught in school
7. Mole Day Dictionary: Molebile: a mole which hangs from the ceiling; also a term describing anything which can move rapidly
8. Mole Day Dictionary: inderground Molect: the obsessive collection of Mole Day stuff including T-shirts, lawn decorations, pins, and endless other things
9. Mole Day Dictionary: Molectomy: the study of a mole’s insides
10. Mole Day Dictionary: Molehill: a large hill made of dirt in your backyard, formed from moles borrowing underground; also a term used to describe anything that’s pesky
11. Mole Day Dictionary: Moleism: the continual reverence of moles
12. Mole Day Dictionary: Molelaberate: working together on a project which includes moles
13. Mole Day Dictionary: Moleodic: a word describing the Mole Day songs which are played over the loudspeaker
14. Mole Day Dictionary: Moleskito: a tiny molelike creature with wings which drinks the blood of anyone who doesn’t remember when
15. Mole Day Dictionary: Mole Day is Remoletly: obscurely having to do with a mole
16. Mole Day Dictionary: Remolte control: a devise used by moles to watch all their favorite television shows, such as Bill Nye the Science Guy and the Discovery Channel, particularly used by lazy papa moles
17. Mole Day Dictionary: Sophmole: anyone in the tenth grade who is taking Chemistry already
18. Mole Day Dictionary: Thermole: an adjective describing a mole of a highly explosive substance