- What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz?… A con-tour map. (Visit a U.S. National Park / Work as a Park Ranger)
- “California geologists aren’t perfect, they have their (San Andres) faults.”
- What did the California say to the earthquake?… Hey, you crack me up!
- Where do you dance in California?… San Fran – disco!
- What is the nautical chart of the Pacific Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve. (Top Baseball Jokes)
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What did the Pacific Ocean say to the California shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
- Why did Cali phone ya (California)?… She called to say Hawhi ya (Hawaii)
- What city has lots of sand?… Sand Francisco! (Beach Jokes for Kids)